20304
Miss Flamiel and Ralph:
Miss F: School supplies? -Ralph: No Miss Flamiel, these is your students. Don't open it till I leave! Here! *hands her a crow bar and runs*
-Miss Flamiel and Ralph
-Miss Flamiel and Ralph
20303
Miss Flamiel and Yakko:
Miss F: Are we clear? Yakko: No we're opaque! *snaps fingers and they become transparent* Now we're clear!
-Miss Flamiel and Yakko
-Miss Flamiel and Yakko
20302
Dot:
Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet / And boy what a big tuffet she had! If you're feeling insecure, just sit next to her / And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you
-Dot
-Dot
20301
Wakko and Scratchnsniff:
W: Knock-knock. Dr: Who's there? W: Max. Dr: Max who? W: Max wants to come in an' go crazy! Dr: See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke. W: It is if you know Max. Dr: But I DON'T know Max. W: If you did you'd be laughin'!
-Wakko and Scratchnsniff
-Wakko and Scratchnsniff
20300
Ms Flamel Dot and Yakko:
F: what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 19th century? D: They're all dead. F: No no no! D: All right. They're all living. F: No no no! Y: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
-Ms Flamel Dot and Yakko
-Ms Flamel Dot and Yakko
20299
Arch Bishop, Wakko and Dot:
Bishop: King Yakko, your throne. W: The throne? How do you lift the lid? Dot: Since when do *you* lift the lid?
-Arch Bishop, Wakko and Dot
-Arch Bishop, Wakko and Dot
20298
Ned Flat and Yakko:
Ned: Why are you acting like this? Yakko: We're not acting. We really are like this.
-Ned Flat and Yakko
-Ned Flat and Yakko
20297
Umlatt and Yakko:
Umlatt: This is the uniform of a great man! Yakko: Does he know you're wearing it?
-Umlatt and Yakko
-Umlatt and Yakko
20296
Wakko and Ivan:
Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this? Ivan Bloski: A vomit bag. Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here.
-Wakko and Ivan
-Wakko and Ivan
20295
Ivan Blosk and Yakko:
Ivan Bloski: Shhh. Shhh. Do you know what that means? Y: You got a slow leak?
-Ivan Blosk and Yakko
-Ivan Blosk and Yakko
20294
Dot and Yakko:
Dot: Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey... Yakko: It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery.
-Dot and Yakko
-Dot and Yakko
20293
Dot:
We like you. We have no taste, but we like you.
-Dot
-Dot
20292
the Warners:
Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, and tell us the lesson that we should learn. Yakko: Free trip to Tahiti! All: Cheers.
-the Warners
-the Warners
20291
Lady and Rita:
Owner: I want a pet who'll come when I call and cuddle me when I've had a bad day. Rita: Have a kid, lady.
-Lady and Rita
-Lady and Rita
20290
Hello Nurse, Dot:
Hello Nurse: How come I always get the booby prize? Dot: I'm not touching that one!
-Hello Nurse, Dot
-Hello Nurse, Dot
20289
Slappy Wanna Nappy:
The studio of Mos Eisner... You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So be careful, we're going in without an agent.
-Slappy Wanna Nappy
-Slappy Wanna Nappy
20288
Dot:
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so he became macrobiotic and an enormous pain in the neck.
-Dot
-Dot
20287
Godfather and Dot:
GF: You come here to this restaurant, sit in my personal and private booth, and *insult* me? D: Of course not, if we wanted to insult you, we would have called you tubby mushroom head man.
-Godfather and Dot
-Godfather and Dot
20286
Godfather and the Warners:
Godfather:Show these kids the door! Y: That's OK, we can see it from here. Ooh, nice door. W: Faboo! D: Great hinges.
-Godfather and the Warners
-Godfather and the Warners
20285
Godfather and the Warners:
GF: You're gonna be sleeping with the fishies tonight! Y: Can we all go? W: Is Jimmy Hoffa there? D: Will he read to us?
-Godfather and the Warners
-Godfather and the Warners
