Animaniacs Quotes
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    20324
      Yakko:
      Hey kids, playing with giant bugs isn't cool. If someone wants you to play with a giant bug, just say, "No Thanks" , Thats cool!
      -Yakko
      20323
        Yakko:
        Billy, its people like you working behind the scenes that almost won us an Emmy! Here, have a bag of money.
        -Yakko
        20322
          Animaniacs:
          Animani-totaly inan-y--Hydro-plane-y!--Ana-mani-aacs! Those are the facts!
          -Animaniacs
          20321
            Yakko:
            Doesnt anyone ever get cash in fairy tales??
            -Yakko
            20320
              Yakko:
              Im sure you'll love this! Have a seat! Here's your meal, gold eggs and meat!
              -Yakko
              20319
                Harp and Yakko:
                Harp: Oh but it's very special! This goose lays golden eggs! -Yakko: A little fiber in its diet and it wont do that anymore.
                -Harp and Yakko
                20318
                  Giant and Yakko:
                  Giant: OW! That smart-ed me! -Yakko: I doubt it.
                  -Giant and Yakko
                  20317
                    Yakko and Marita:
                    Y: Quick! Everyone! Give me your wallets, your money, your valuables! -M: Do you think its the thief? -Y: No I think its the pizza.
                    -Yakko and Marita
                    20316
                      Bell hop:
                      I heard a scream, like this AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
                      -Bell hop
                      20315
                        Marita and Yakko:
                        Marita: That's when I realized I had been Rob-ed! Yakko:*to Flavio* And which one are you Rob, or Ed?
                        -Marita and Yakko
                        20314
                          Yakko and Slappy:
                          Y: I'm Hercule Yakko, a Slooth. -S: Yeah? Well I'm Slappy Squirrel, ASLEEP!
                          -Yakko and Slappy
                          20313
                            Yakko and Slappy:
                            Y: Have you seen anything strange? -S: I saw Wally Gator slam dance with a smurf. Strange enough for ya?
                            -Yakko and Slappy
                            20312
                              Dot:
                              It's hard being the strong one.
                              -Dot
                              20311
                                Yakko, Brain, and Pinky:
                                Y: Did you steal a big diamond? -B: No, we are swiss hikers on holiday. -P: Lookit me Brain! I'm Heidy! YODLE-LAYEE-NARF!!!
                                -Yakko, Brain, and Pinky
                                20310
                                  Judge and Yakko:
                                  Judge: Have you Supine the witness? -Y: I certainly hope NOT! You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking it!
                                  -Judge and Yakko
                                  20309
                                    Yakko:
                                    We wil also prove that justice is not blind! She's crosseyed!
                                    -Yakko
                                    20308
                                      Judge and Yakko:
                                      Judge: What is this? Yakko: That's a finger, you have five of them on each hand. Unless you're in the circus then its negotiable.
                                      -Judge and Yakko
                                      20307
                                        Miss Flamiel and Yakko:
                                        Miss F: Yakko, can you count to 100? -Yakko: One Two skip a few Nintey Nine one Hundred!
                                        -Miss Flamiel and Yakko
                                        20306
                                          the Warners:
                                          AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH --... With Liberty and Justice for All.
                                          -the Warners
                                          20305
                                            Miss Flamiel:
                                            There hasnt been a child yet that Miss Flamiel hasnt been able to control, except Buddy Hacket, but that's genetic.
                                            -Miss Flamiel