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    20344
      the Warners:
      Daddy! Please dont shut us out! Daddy, all we want is food! Father, we crave your love!
      -the Warners
      20343
        Marvin Martian and Minerva Mink:
        Marv: I have an Iritium Q39 Reactive Modulator which I'm going to use to blow up the earth! -Men: I bet you use that line on all the girls.
        -Marvin Martian and Minerva Mink
        20342
          Dot:
          Call me Dotty and you'll be taking your Tang introvinously!
          -Dot
          20341
            Otto's girlfriend and Dot:
            G: You're not going to bite me are you? D: Not unless you want us to.
            -Otto's girlfriend and Dot
            20340
              Random guy at the drive in movie:
              I cant hear myself kiss!
              -Random guy at the drive in movie
              20339
                Gerth Plotz and Dot:
                GP: I'm going to screw up their TV reception. -D: Yoouuu Aare Siick!
                -Gerth Plotz and Dot
                20338
                  Yak Soho:
                  Quick! To the Bisentenial Lemon!
                  -Yak Soho
                  20337
                    Dr. Scractch'n'sniff:
                    I'm not their daddy, I'm their P-psyciotrist! so there! *rasberries* Hah, I gave you a rasberry!
                    -Dr. Scractch'n'sniff
                    20336
                      Dot Wakko Yakko and Otto:
                      D:My Brother! W:My sister! Y: My siblings! W:My favorite Martian! D:My friend Flicka! Y:My left foot! O:My my my.
                      -Dot Wakko Yakko and Otto
                      20335
                        Dr. Scratch-n-Sniff and Mitch:
                        M: "Would you like fries with that?" Dr: "Why would I want fries with popcorn?" M: "Uh, I'll have to ask my manager."

                        - Dr. Scratch-n-Sniff and Mitch
                        20334
                          Mitch:
                          Welcome to the snackaterium, my name is uhh...Mitch!
                          -Mitch
                          20333
                            Mitch and Dr. Scratch'n'sniff:
                            M: We don't have small, we have Large, super chubby, and double supper chubby! Dr:Then isnt a large a small? M: uhh.. I'll have to ask my Manager.
                            -Mitch and Dr. Scratch'n'sniff
                            20332
                              Dr Scratch'n'sniff and Yakko:
                              Dr: What are u doing? Y: We're going to watch the movie with you. Dr: Ohh nononononono Y: Ohh Yesyesyesyesyes
                              -Dr Scratch'n'sniff and Yakko
                              20331
                                Otto's girlfriend:
                                STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!!
                                -Otto's girlfriend
                                20330
                                  Slappy and Codger Eggbert:
                                  S: Its cheap stuff, artificial butter -E: what's it made of? -S:ah its just Lard, THAT IM LIPO SUCTIONING OUT OF YOUR GUT! Hey pal that'll be 7.50!!
                                  -Slappy and Codger Eggbert
                                  20329
                                    Skippy:
                                    College NOTHIN' I'm goin' to VEGAS!
                                    -Skippy
                                    20328
                                      Slappy:
                                      Here's today's lesson Skippy, if you wanna go on national TV and shred someone's career to pieces, you have the right. But when you do that, remember, don't go listing your whole address in the phone book.
                                      -Slappy
                                      20327
                                        Slappy:
                                        yeeaaah, there I am! Look at my head!
                                        -Slappy
                                        20326
                                          Wakko and Dot:
                                          W: I've got a date, so sue me! D: She will.
                                          -Wakko and Dot
                                          20325
                                            Yakko:
                                            Drum? Is someone stuck in a drum?
                                            -Yakko