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      Yakko:
      Y: Can you do this? LAAHLAAL! Crowd: *mimics him* -Y: My people.
      -Yakko
      20363
        Yakko:
        Do you have anything in a Sanzabelt with a skosh more room?
        -Yakko
        20362
          the Warners:
          You never know when we're gonna stop We might go on forever You could get sick waiting for us So we could stop--
          -the Warners
          20361
            Yakko -and crowd-:
            I'm the cousin to the sister of son's niece's brother of the uncle's daughter's father of the nephew's sister's mother and my grandpa's only cousin was the King's daughter's sibling, But they're all gone, C: So that is why Y: I am now your king
            -Yakko -and crowd-
            20360
              Umlautt and Yakko:
              U: I'll go to WAR before I surrender! -Y: Well then go ahead! And don't come back until you've learned some manners young man!
              -Umlautt and Yakko
              20359
                Umlautt and Yakko:
                U: I DEMAND YOU SURRENDER! -Y: I will not surrender, You surrender! -U: Me surrender?? -Y: Alright, I accept! Hand over the keys to your castle!
                -Umlautt and Yakko
                20358
                  Umlautt and Yakko:
                  U: ~hands up in the air~ THIS MEANS WAR! -Y: I thought that meant touch down?
                  -Umlautt and Yakko
                  20357
                    Yakko:
                    oh poo.. a war.
                    -Yakko
                    20356
                      Prime Minister helloo nurse and Yakko:
                      PM: You must meet the cabinet -Y: Hello I'm Yakko, Nice to meet ya ~opens cabinet drawer~ oooh, the pleasures' all miiine -PM: Sire? -Y: Wait till we're alone
                      -Prime Minister helloo nurse and Yakko
                      20355
                        Yakko:
                        I think we should divide up into teams and play shuffle board! I'll take you, you, *comes to hello nurse* and you if you'll have me!
                        -Yakko
                        20354
                          Prime Minister Hello Nurse and Yakko:
                          PM: Your majesty if I may? -Y: I wish you would~!
                          -Prime Minister Hello Nurse and Yakko
                          20353
                            General and Yakko:
                            The situation is grave, our Army hasn't been to war in over 200 years! -Y: They should be very well rested then!
                            -General and Yakko
                            20352
                              General and Yakko:
                              G: But your Highness! -Y: It'll be YOUR highness if you don't stop calling me that!
                              -General and Yakko
                              20351
                                Yakko:
                                Troops, you are about to head off into war. I won't lie to you. Some of you may not return. And the rest of you- definantly wont.
                                -Yakko
                                20350
                                  Yakko and Dot:
                                  Y: Dot, I appoint you minister of girly things that I don't understand. -D: That covers alot of ground.
                                  -Yakko and Dot
                                  20349
                                    Yakko:
                                    Now, although war is a cruel and brutal affair, it is also dangerous and stupid! You may get squashed like a bug, smooshed and oozing. Or crunched like shreaded wheat into dust, or ripped appart!!
                                    -Yakko
                                    20348
                                      Dot:
                                      Poor little evil fella who asked for it..
                                      -Dot
                                      20347
                                        Yakko:
                                        I think I have a punishment for you thats fair just and clever. Or maybe just fairly clever.
                                        -Yakko
                                        20346
                                          Dot:
                                          Can I play with your chins? Boingy Boingy Boingy Boingy!
                                          -Dot
                                          20345
                                            Yakko:
                                            By the way, something died on your head. *refers to Scractchy's tupee*
                                            -Yakko