Animaniacs Quotes
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      Kid narrator:
      Ballony and kids, is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programing.
      -Kid narrator
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        Yakko and Ballony the Dinosaur:
        Is it a big fat polyesther dinosaur whose the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face? -B: No! Its me! Ballony! -Warners: YOURE KIDDING!?
        -Yakko and Ballony the Dinosaur
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          Prince of Props:
          Free us from the Lumpy thing!!
          -Prince of Props
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            Dot:
            Tall and Dark and really handsome, the hunk from Opoome that's real dumb. And when he strolls each one he strolls by goes LLYALYYUUH!
            -Dot
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              Yakko:
              Way to go, thats the fourth assistant director you've hit this week!
              -Yakko
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                Dot:
                You don't wanna eat me! I'm just a widdle skinny thing! I know! Eat my brothers! They're way meater than I am! They should be comming over the bridge any minute now, Pweeeese?
                -Dot
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                  Dot:
                  AAAHHH!.... Who does your hair sweety?
                  -Dot
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                    Troll:
                    BLAH BLAH BLAH.
                    -Troll
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                      Yakko:
                      Fine! Don't worry about me! I'll find SOMEONE to Romp with!...*whistles and is surrounded by lady dancers* I loove cartoons.
                      -Yakko
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                        Wakko:
                        We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little.. ah, im sick of that song.. Its time for Aaanamaaniacs!
                        -Wakko
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                          Wakko:
                          You can't eat me Mr. Troll. I'm under contract! Warner Brothers would be very upset with you. They'd sue your pants off.
                          -Wakko
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                            Mr Director and Yakko:
                            MD: Look you want to audition or talk with me all day? -Y: Give'n the options? We'll audition.
                            -Mr Director and Yakko
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                              Mr Director:
                              OYLE! You were there but here now, you are, for me to see! How'd ya do?
                              -Mr Director
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                                Mr Director:
                                Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!
                                -Mr Director
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                                  Old Screamer:
                                  Bark woof bark froinlaven!
                                  -Old Screamer
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                                    Harp and Yakko:
                                    -H: Free me Free me, wont you rescue me? The Giant sleeps before he wakes, come in and rescue me. -Y: Are you pretty? -H: Yes. -Y: We'll be right there!
                                    -Harp and Yakko
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                                      Yakko:
                                      Thats the last time I ever travel by bean!
                                      -Yakko
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                                        Dot and Harp:
                                        D: is there a handsome man in there too? -H: No. -D: I'll wait out here.
                                        -Dot and Harp
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                                          the Warners:
                                          Y: she's a dream! -W: She's a princess! -D: She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back!
                                          -the Warners
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                                            Umlautt and Yakko:
                                            Umlautt: I am the Dictator. -Y: Ok Dick. Or is it Mr. Tater? Do you mind if we call you Richard?
                                            -Umlautt and Yakko