Animaniacs Quotes
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    20404
      Slakner and Yakko:
      S: What-Is-Going-on? -Y: We are, as soon as you get off!
      -Slakner and Yakko
      20403
        Slakner and Yakko:
        S: I'm-Trying-to fill-their live-with-joy. -Y: Than-you-should stop singing-right-now!
        -Slakner and Yakko
        20402
          Yakko *causing a distraction*:
          Heey its the Good Year Doughnut!!
          -Yakko *causing a distraction*
          20401
            man in the saloon:
            No man who saves a puppy is a chicken.
            -man in the saloon
            20400
              the Warners:
              Iris out already pleeaase?
              -the Warners
              20399
                Mindy:
                Hee! Hee! Hee! seely puppy!
                -Mindy
                20398
                  Reaper and Yakko:
                  R- I havnt lost at checkers since time began. -Y- when was that? -R- I think it was a Tuesday, very few people know that!
                  -Reaper and Yakko
                  20397
                    Yakko and Reaper:
                    Y- Guess who! -R- Christin Glover? -Y- Nope -R- Kathy Lee Giffard? -Y- Nah, you're way off. -R- That Urkel kid! -Y- HEY you peeked!
                    -Yakko and Reaper
                    20396
                      Yakko to Wakko:
                      Hey slopface, thats the last meat ball. Swollow it and you're the winner.
                      -Yakko to Wakko
                      20395
                        Yakko and Dot:
                        Y- We accept. -D- To accept is to yeild. -Y- To yeild is to allow on comming traffic the right of way. -D- Your breath is like the breeze of a landfill. -Y- Food particles are wedged between your teeth
                        -Yakko and Dot
                        20394
                          Yakko and Dot:
                          Y- All is strange and vague.
                          -D- Are we dead?
                          -Y- Or is this Ohio?
                          -Yakko and Dot
                          20393
                            Yakko:
                            Oh please don't seperate us Mr. Death! We love eachother! We're a family! A set! Like Civil War chess pieces from the Franklin Mint!
                            -Yakko
                            20392
                              Yakko-Death- and Dot:
                              Hey mister, are you about to drag our brother off to a bleak nether realm of dispare, where the future is nothing but an endless sea of anguish and horrible misery? -D- ja. -Y&Dot- WE WANNA GO TOO!
                              -Yakko-Death- and Dot
                              20391
                                Yakko and Wakko:
                                Y- Can we watch the adult channel?
                                -Y&W- HELLOOOO NURSE!
                                -Yakko and Wakko
                                20390
                                  Dot and Wakko:
                                  D- What's death like Wakko? -W- It's pretty boring. I've already hummed all the songs I know.
                                  -Dot and Wakko
                                  20389
                                    yakko and wakko (at the end of one of the shows):
                                    yakko: it's that time again -
                                    wakko: what? time to stick cucumbers in our ears?
                                    -yakko and wakko (at the end of one of the shows)
                                    20388
                                      Wakko:
                                      Can we call you Dadoo?
                                      -Wakko
                                      20387
                                        the warners on the set of Ballony and Kids:
                                        W: Are we being punished? -D&Y: Yes.
                                        -the warners on the set of Ballony and Kids
                                        20386
                                          Ballony and Yakko:
                                          B: Lets Hug! -Y:ah-ah-ah, why don't you just go ahead and imagine that too.
                                          -Ballony and Yakko
                                          20385
                                            Wakko:
                                            My bottom's all sore from Romp'n.
                                            -Wakko