Pinky and the Brain Quotes
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    19937
      Pinky:
      Egad, your head looks like a really clean carrot.
      -Pinky
      19936
        The Brain:
        (On network executives) "You would take 'Oedipus Rex' and put in a talking chimp if you think it would get you another half-a-ratings point!"
        -The Brain
        19935
          Ticket Saleslady and Brain:
          lady: You're a tall drink of water, aint'cha darlin'? B: Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.
          -Ticket Saleslady and Brain
          19934
            Brain:
            If I could reach you, I would hurt you.
            -Brain
            19933
              Brain and Pinky:
              B: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob. P: You have no idea.
              -Brain and Pinky
              19932
                Brain:
                Pinky sees a similarly stupid looking horse -Brain- Dear God, they're multiplying.
                -Brain
                19931
                  Brain:
                  Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?
                  -Brain
                  19930
                    Brain:
                    And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer... [hit on head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin.
                    -Brain
                    19929
                      Brain:
                      Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination.
                      -Brain
                      19928
                        Brain and Pinky:
                        The advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is? P: Ummm... the rubber band? B: The Workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky.
                        -Brain and Pinky
                        19927
                          Brain and Pinky:
                          B: I've been smoking all evening are you happy now? Pinky: No Im not! Lookit what your doin to your chubby little pink lungs -weeps- B: Ok I'll quit smoking. P: when? B: Soon! P: Would you like a stick of gum? B: Stop nagging me Pinky!
                          -Brain and Pinky
                          19926
                            Brain and Pinky:
                            B: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed. -P: I'll try.
                            -Brain and Pinky
                            19925
                              Brain and Pinky:
                              B: Here we are, Pinky--at the dawn of time! -P: Narf, Brain. Wake me at the noon of time.
                              -Brain and Pinky
                              19924
                                Brain:
                                Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.
                                -Brain
                                19923
                                  Brain:
                                  Some mice have more evolving to do than others.
                                  -Brain
                                  19922
                                    Brain:
                                    Come here, Pinky, so that I may hurt you.
                                    -Brain
                                    19921
                                      Brain:
                                      Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.
                                      -Brain
                                      19920
                                        Pinky telling a scary story:
                                        oooooo he had twooo eeeyes oh and a moouth right below his nooose!
                                        -Pinky telling a scary story
                                        19919
                                          Pinky:
                                          I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes makes me look chubby.
                                          -Pinky
                                          19918
                                            Pinky:
                                            Well, I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
                                            -Pinky