32452
ZIM:
Has anyone ever escaped?
Sgt. Shriver:
The only guy who ever escaped, never made it out.
32276
GIR:
The plug thing! IT'S NOT PLUGGED!
32275
ZIM:
Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
GIR:
I made it myself!
32274
ZIM:
Shut your noise tube, taco human!
32230
ZIM:
Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer:
The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
ZIM:
Continue.
Computer:
Insufficient data.
ZIM:
"Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer:
O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
ZIM:
I KNEW IT!
32215
Desmond Flapp:
You're the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophecies, told by... Frank!
Frank:
Yup. Told you he'd come.
32214
Ms. Bitters:
Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
32213
Dib:
Sorry... I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions...
Ms. Bitters:
It's called life, Dib. Sit down.
32210
ZIM:
Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
Dib:
I haven't been eating corn!
ZIM:
LIAR!
32209
Dib:
You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
ZIM:
Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
Dib:
No I- wait... what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
32208
ZIM:
(Talking with mouth full of waffles) For this plan I will create a- (swallows) Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em?
GIR:
There's waffle in 'em!
ZIM:
YOU'RE LYING!
32207
GIR:
Tell me a story about giant pigs!
32206
ZIM:
What have you done to the telescope?
GIR:
Nothin'
ZIM:
You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
GIR:
I know, I'm scared too.

