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    32452
      ZIM:
      Has anyone ever escaped?
      Sgt. Shriver:
      The only guy who ever escaped, never made it out.
      32276
        GIR:
        The plug thing! IT'S NOT PLUGGED!
        32275
          ZIM:
          Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
          GIR:
          I made it myself!
          32274
            ZIM:
            Shut your noise tube, taco human!
            32230
              ZIM:
              Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
              Computer:
              The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
              ZIM:
              Continue.
              Computer:
              Insufficient data.
              ZIM:
              "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
              Computer:
              O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
              ZIM:
              I KNEW IT!
              32215
                Desmond Flapp:
                You're the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophecies, told by... Frank!
                Frank:
                Yup. Told you he'd come.
                32214
                  Ms. Bitters:
                  Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
                  32213
                    Dib:
                    Sorry... I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions...
                    Ms. Bitters:
                    It's called life, Dib. Sit down.
                    32210
                      ZIM:
                      Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
                      Dib:
                      I haven't been eating corn!
                      ZIM:
                      LIAR!
                      32209
                        Dib:
                        You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
                        ZIM:
                        Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
                        Dib:
                        No I- wait... what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
                        32208
                          ZIM:
                          (Talking with mouth full of waffles) For this plan I will create a- (swallows) Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em?
                          GIR:
                          There's waffle in 'em!
                          ZIM:
                          YOU'RE LYING!
                          32207
                            GIR:
                            Tell me a story about giant pigs!
                            32206
                              ZIM:
                              What have you done to the telescope?
                              GIR:
                              Nothin'
                              ZIM:
                              You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
                              GIR:
                              I know, I'm scared too.