Family Matters Quotes
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    19727
      Urkel:
      Got cheese
      -Urkel
      19726
        Urkel:
        I'm wearing you down babe, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOWN!
        -Urkel
        19725
          Urkel:
          Oops!
          -Urkel
          19724
            Laura and Judy:
            Judy: That's it, I quit.
            Laura: But Judy, if your not holding that sign, how are people gonna know where the tag sale is?
            Judy: Im wet, I'm cold and I'm cranky.
            Laura: But......
            Judy: Don't mess with me!

            -Laura and Judy
            19723
              Laura and Steve:
              Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
              Steve: Not everyday.
              -Laura and Steve
              19722
                Urkel:
                (after being told to go home after being yelled at) I don't have to take this! I'm going home!
                -Urkel
                19721
                  Steve:
                  Look what you did
                  -Steve
                  19720
                    Steve:
                    Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. A small gastronomic goof up. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo.
                    -Steve
                    19719
                      Urkle:
                      Did I do that?
                      -Urkle
                      19718
                        Urkle:
                        I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
                        -Urkle