Family Matters Quotes
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    19747
      "Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!" - Waldo Geraldo Faldo
      19746
        Gee, Steve... Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. - Laura Winslow
        19745
          "I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. I got a nosebleed at birth. My doctor slapped the wrong end." - Steve Urkel
          19744
            Waldo: "Thanks for helping me find the gym."
            Steve Urkel: "Don't feel bad. It's Monday! You had two whole days to forget where it was."
            19743
              [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]
              Laura: "Steve, you're supposed to cook those!"
              Steve Urkel: "And lose that wonderful ocean flavor?"
              19742
                Steve:
                "Mmm, steak. You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? It's fascinating. One minute, "Moo!" The next minute... rump roast!"
                19741
                  Eddie: "I guess this means you're gonna ground us, huh?"
                  Harriette: "Into dust!"
                  19740
                    [after having stepped on Steve's bug]
                    Carl: "Who is Pablo?"
                    Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] "Him. And him. And... OOHHH, and him!"
                    19739
                      Eddie: "Only wimps give in to pain."
                      Harriette: "Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts."
                      Eddie: "Mom, that stuff stings!"
                      19738
                        Steve Urkel: "Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time?"
                        Eddie: "Steve, I just got dumped."
                        Steve Urkel: "Oh, good! Then you're free!"
                        19737
                          "Ssssh, not while I'm pouring." - Steve Urkel
                          19736
                            Carl:
                            "3, 2, 1... 1, 2, 3... What the heck is bothering me?!?!"
                            19735
                              howdy-ho, winslows!
                              -steve urkel
                              19734
                                Carl:
                                I suggest you run.
                                -Carl
                                19733
                                  Stevil:
                                  Now, stay still...............THIS IS GONNA HURT LIKE THE DICKENS!!
                                  -Stevil
                                  19732
                                    Rachel Laura and Judy:
                                    Rachel: Girls, who's watching my baby? Laura and Judy (Pointing to each other) : She is!
                                    -Rachel Laura and Judy
                                    19731
                                      Urkel:
                                      Ha ha (snort-snort)
                                      -Urkel
                                      19730
                                        Laura:
                                        Get out Steve
                                        -Laura
                                        19729
                                          Carl:
                                          No! No! No! Don't!
                                          -Carl
                                          19728
                                            Carl:
                                            (after Steve barges in to his house) Ever heard of knocking?
                                            Steve: hmm?
                                            -Carl