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    33827
      Steve:
      Whoa, Mama!
      33826
        Estelle Winslow:
        Way to go, Carl.
        31421
          Steve:
          Did I do that?
          31146
            Eddie:
            Big news buddy! Walter and Maxine are incommunicado!
            Waldo:
            Is that in Mexico?
            Eddie:
            No, they're not speaking to each other! Roger dumped her!
            Waldo:
            He left her in Mexico?!
            Eddie:
            They're not in Mexico, here's your chance, man!
            Waldo:
            I don't want to go to Mexico!
            31145
              Teacher:
              Waldo, what a turkey!
              Waldo:
              You don't have to like it just don't call me names.
              31144
                Kid:
                Waldo, say hello to St. Laura
                Waldo:
                Laura Winslow.
                31143
                  Eddie:
                  OK Waldo. When I say the word, I want you to get in the windows as fast as you can. Go!
                  Waldo:
                  Is that the word?
                  Eddie:
                  Yes.
                  Waldo:
                  The word is yes?
                  Eddie:
                  Run!
                  Waldo:
                  I'm not waiting for you to make up word mind which word to use! I'm going!
                  30974
                    Waldo:
                    Roses are red, violets are blue. Here.
                    19761
                      Steve:
                      Howdy-Ho, Winslows!
                      19760
                        Steve:
                        Did I do that?
                        19759
                          Steve:
                          Your honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo.
                          Waldo:
                          Okay, but I'm not home.
                          19758
                            Carl:
                            Yes.
                            Steve:
                            Yes what?
                            Carl:
                            Yes. You did that. You ALWAYS do that!
                            19757
                              Steve:
                              You love me, don't you?
                              19756
                                Steve:
                                But Laura I really want to impress you!
                                Laura:
                                Well it would really impress me if you just leave.
                                19755
                                  (The crew including Jaleel White's three characters are all on stage at a talk show and bicker on stage. Waldo tells all of them to chill).

                                  Talk show host (to Waldo): Do you know them?
                                  Waldo Geraldo Faldo: No. They are my friends.
                                  19754
                                    Carl Winslow: Go home, Steve.
                                    Carl Winslow: Go home. Go home. Go home.
                                    Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.
                                    19753
                                      Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. - Steve Urkel
                                      19752
                                        Ms. Steuben: "I'm going to give you an A."
                                        Waldo: [pause] "Wow! Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom."
                                        19751
                                          Eddie: "Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends."
                                          Carl: "Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel."
                                          19750
                                            Lt. Murtaugh: "They're sending in that Urkel kid."
                                            Carl: "What??? We've got cheerleaders taller than him!"