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    31421
      Steve:
      Did I do that?
      31146
        Eddie:
        Big news buddy! Walter and Maxine are incommunicado!
        Waldo:
        Is that in Mexico?
        Eddie:
        No, they're not speaking to each other! Roger dumped her!
        Waldo:
        He left her in Mexico?!
        Eddie:
        They're not in Mexico, here's your chance, man!
        Waldo:
        I don't want to go to Mexico!
        31145
          Teacher:
          Waldo, what a turkey!
          Waldo:
          You don't have to like it just don't call me names.
          31144
            Kid:
            Waldo, say hello to St. Laura
            Waldo:
            Laura Winslow.
            31143
              Eddie:
              OK Waldo. When I say the word, I want you to get in the windows as fast as you can. Go!
              Waldo:
              Is that the word?
              Eddie:
              Yes.
              Waldo:
              The word is yes?
              Eddie:
              Run!
              Waldo:
              I'm not waiting for you to make up word mind which word to use! I'm going!
              30974
                Waldo:
                Roses are red, violets are blue. Here.
                19761
                  Steve:
                  Howdy-Ho, Winslows!
                  19760
                    Steve:
                    Did I do that?
                    19759
                      Steve:
                      Your honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo.
                      Waldo:
                      Okay, but I'm not home.
                      19758
                        Carl:
                        Yes.
                        Steve:
                        Yes what?
                        Carl:
                        Yes. You did that. You ALWAYS do that!
                        19757
                          Steve:
                          You love me, don't you?
                          19756
                            Steve:
                            But Laura I really want to impress you!
                            Laura:
                            Well it would really impress me if you just leave.
                            19755
                              (The crew including Jaleel White's three characters are all on stage at a talk show and bicker on stage. Waldo tells all of them to chill).

                              Talk show host (to Waldo): Do you know them?
                              Waldo Geraldo Faldo: No. They are my friends.
                              19754
                                Carl Winslow: Go home, Steve.
                                Carl Winslow: Go home. Go home. Go home.
                                Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.
                                19753
                                  Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. - Steve Urkel
                                  19752
                                    Ms. Steuben: "I'm going to give you an A."
                                    Waldo: [pause] "Wow! Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom."
                                    19751
                                      Eddie: "Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends."
                                      Carl: "Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel."
                                      19750
                                        Lt. Murtaugh: "They're sending in that Urkel kid."
                                        Carl: "What??? We've got cheerleaders taller than him!"
                                        19749
                                          Carl: "This baby has a remote. I'll be in all the videos."
                                          Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: "Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense."
                                          19748
                                            Laura: "Where did you get the money for this?"
                                            Steve Urkel: "From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them!"