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    19679
      Tim:
      Al is my assistant. He assists me.
      -Tim
      19678
        Tim Mark Jill:
        T: OW! I said a softball not a krokay ball!
        M: It wasn't me!
        T: Then who was it?
        J: The Old Hen!
        T: Oh, hi henny I mean honey!
        -Tim Mark Jill
        19677
          Wilson:
          Oh dear *starts running* Oh dear
          -Wilson
          19676
            Tim:
            Its the only blender on the block that can puree a brick.
            -Tim
            19675
              Tim:
              I am Tim "the toolman" Taylor
              -Tim
              19674
                Heidi and Studio Public:
                (Heidi) Does everyone know what time is it!?.
                (Public) TOOL TIME!!.
                (Heidi) That's right, Binford tools is proud to present Tim "the toolman" Taylor...Woohoo
                -Heidi and Studio Public
                19673
                  Al:
                  I don't think so Tim!

                  -Al
                  19672
                    Wilson:
                    Hidee Ho Tim
                    -Wilson