19699
"Tim, you embarrassed me today."
"That's no big deal, I always embarrass you."
-Al and Tim
"That's no big deal, I always embarrass you."
-Al and Tim
19698
"Tim, you embarrassed me today."
"That's no big deal, I always embarrass you."
- Al and Tim
"That's no big deal, I always embarrass you."
- Al and Tim
19697
"We are enlightened men, and enlightened men help with the housework."
"What's enlightened?"
"It means scared of Mom."
-Tim, Mark, and Randy
"What's enlightened?"
"It means scared of Mom."
-Tim, Mark, and Randy
19696
"I need help. I'm thinkin of checkin into the Henry Ford clinic."
-Tim
-Tim
19695
"It's got 3 speeds: slow, medium, and who needs a man."
-Tim
-Tim
19694
It's got 3 speeds: slow, medium, and who needs a man."
-Tim
-Tim
19693
"Barry Sanders just broke around the end for 50 yards, it's 1st and goal from the 1! We're gonna score!, Happy anniversary Honey!"
-Tim
-Tim
19692
"I'm picturing what it's like every time you renovate. There's a big hole in the wall and two paramedics."
"First of all, I'll make no holes in the wall, and you know what? It might be kinda cool to see Dave and Biff again."
-Jill and Tim
"First of all, I'll make no holes in the wall, and you know what? It might be kinda cool to see Dave and Biff again."
-Jill and Tim
19691
"You are completely unwilling to compromise."
"I don't even know the meaning of the word compromise."
"You don't know the meaning of a lot of words."
"And don't you forget it."
-Jill and Tim
"I don't even know the meaning of the word compromise."
"You don't know the meaning of a lot of words."
"And don't you forget it."
-Jill and Tim
19690
"Something wrong?"
"Yeah. You know how I used to be so cool in junior high?"
"No."
-Mark and Brad
"Yeah. You know how I used to be so cool in junior high?"
"No."
-Mark and Brad
19689
"You know, ever since you went back to school, you've hardly cooked anything."
"Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been really hectic."
"Hey, I wasn't complaining."
-Randy and Jill
"Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been really hectic."
"Hey, I wasn't complaining."
-Randy and Jill
19688
"I think men have a lot in common with babies. We get cranky when our dinner isn't ready on time, we like to take naps in the afternoon, and I don't know any man who doesn't love a spirited game of peek-a-boo."
-Tim
-Tim
19687
"Tim, you growing a beard?"
"What do you think?"
"Well, I'm not sure. I could never understand why a man would want to hide his face."
-Wilson and Tim
"What do you think?"
"Well, I'm not sure. I could never understand why a man would want to hide his face."
-Wilson and Tim
19686
"This is not a party for kids."
"Ooh, what are you going to do, sit around and tell dirty jokes?"
"Waste of time, Al wouldn't get any of them."
-Tim and Randy
"Ooh, what are you going to do, sit around and tell dirty jokes?"
"Waste of time, Al wouldn't get any of them."
-Tim and Randy
19685
"There are only two words in the kitchen for a real man. 'Can' and 'opener.'"
-Tim
-Tim
19684
"Al! Heidi went into labor!"
"She joined a union?"
-Tim and Al
"She joined a union?"
-Tim and Al
19683
"Kids turn into their parents, I don't know what it is. One day you're going to turn into me."
"Boy, I'm gonna need a lot of medical insurance."
-Tim and Brad
"Boy, I'm gonna need a lot of medical insurance."
-Tim and Brad
19682
"How was your first day at high school?"
"Fine, except for the guy who asked if I wanted a phone book to sit on."
"Did you tell the teacher?"
"It was the teacher."
-Jill and Randy
"Fine, except for the guy who asked if I wanted a phone book to sit on."
"Did you tell the teacher?"
"It was the teacher."
-Jill and Randy
19681
Tim: "Heh heh, you called me a dork?"
Jill (whispering): "I was trying to build up his self-esteem."
Tim (mocking Jill): "What about my self-esteem?"
Jill (whispering): "I was trying to build up his self-esteem."
Tim (mocking Jill): "What about my self-esteem?"
19680
Randy: Mark, go upstairs.
Mark: But Curtis is coming, I want to meet him.
Randy: No you don't, he is a bigger geek than you.
Mark: WOW!
Mark: But Curtis is coming, I want to meet him.
Randy: No you don't, he is a bigger geek than you.
Mark: WOW!
