The Golden Girls Quotes
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      Stan: "Hi! It's me, Stan."
      19631
        Blanche:
        All the cute ones are either married or gay.
        -Blanche
        19630
          Blanche and Rose:
          Blanche: oh everything smells so good i cant wait for dessert
          Rose:oh i made dessert
          Blanche: damn
          Rose:what blanche?
          Blanche:Yum i said Yum
          -Blanche and Rose
          19629
            Blanche:
            (looking at bag of egg yolks) its little balls of sunshine in a bag
            -Blanche
            19628
              Rose:
              I'll get the cheesecake.
              -Rose
              19627
                Rose:
                This reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf...
                -Rose
                19626
                  Dorthy and Sophia:
                  Leap year, full moon...the curse. (Dorthy) O come on Ma it's the 90's say it's that time of the month
                  -Dorthy and Sophia
                  19625
                    Dorthy and Sophia:
                    Dorthy) I have done something terrible. Sophia) What did you do? Dorthy) I huged Miles. Sophia) Your'e going to HELL missy!
                    -Dorthy and Sophia
                    19624
                      Sophia:
                      Look at me.
                      -Sophia
                      19623
                        Blanche:
                        Oh relax Rose, those are my initals: Blanche Elaine Devereaux.
                        -Blanche
                        19622
                          Rose:
                          Bed?!
                          -Rose
                          19621
                            Rose:
                            Thank you.
                            -Rose
                            19620
                              Rose:
                              What is your lucky hankerchief doing in your bra sophia?
                              -Rose
                              19619
                                Sophia:
                                I was blowing my breasts, Rose!
                                -Sophia
                                19618
                                  Sophia:
                                  Picture it - Sicily, 1932...
                                  -Sophia
                                  19617
                                    Sophia:
                                    To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water.

                                    -Sophia
                                    19616
                                      Sophia:
                                      Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

                                      -Sophia
                                      19615
                                        Dorothy:
                                        You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.

                                        -Dorothy
                                        19614
                                          Blanche:
                                          Honey, I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT?

                                          -Blanche
                                          19613
                                            Sophia:
                                            I need the money for my old age.

                                            -Sophia