Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes
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      Beavis:
      My people; we are without Bungholes...

      -Beavis
      19401
        Beavis, Butt-head:
        Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.

        -Beavis, Butt-head
        19400
          Butt-head:
          Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.
          -Butt-head
          19399
            Beavis:
            Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV?

            -Beavis
            19398
              Beavis:
              You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?

              -Beavis
              19397
                Butt-Head:
                Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!

                -Butt-Head
                19396
                  Beavis:
                  Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

                  -Beavis
                  19395
                    Butt-Head:
                    Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?

                    -Butt-Head
                    19394
                      Beavis:
                      Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

                      -Beavis
                      19393
                        Beavis:
                        Thinking sucks.

                        -Beavis