Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes
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    19422
      Beavis:
      I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry.
      -Beavis
      19421
        Butt-Head:
        Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh!
        -Butt-Head
        19420
          Butt-Head:
          Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.
          -Butt-Head
          19419
            Bevis as Cornholio:
            I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole!
            -Bevis as Cornholio
            19418
              Butt-head:
              Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.
              -Butt-head
              19417
                Butthead:
                "Huh huh, let's go prune some power lines"
                -Butthead
                19416
                  Butt-Head:
                  Come to Butt-Head!
                  -Butt-Head
                  19415
                    Butthead:
                    We're there dude.
                    -Butthead
                    19414
                      Beavis & Butthead:
                      Washin' the DOG, washin' the DOG!
                      -Beavis & Butthead
                      19413
                        Butt-Head:
                        I have seen the top of the mountain. And it is good.
                        -Butt-Head
                        19412
                          Beavis:
                          I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!
                          -Beavis
                          19411
                            Beavis:
                            Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

                            -Beavis
                            19410
                              Butt-head:
                              Stop in the name of all which does not suck.

                              -Butt-head
                              19409
                                Butt-head:
                                This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

                                -Butt-head
                                19408
                                  Butt-head:
                                  Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.

                                  -Butt-head
                                  19407
                                    Beavis:
                                    School sucks.

                                    -Beavis
                                    19406
                                      Butt-head:
                                      Whoa, huh huh, she just said "ass-munch".
                                      -Butt-head
                                      19405
                                        Beavis:
                                        Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.

                                        -Beavis
                                        19404
                                          Butt-head:
                                          Huh-huh, We've got testicles.

                                          -Butt-head
                                          19403
                                            Butt-head:
                                            Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking!

                                            -Butt-head