Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes

19442

butthead:

Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy.
-butthead

19441

beavis and butthead (while head banging):

BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!
-beavis and butthead (while head banging)

19440

butthead:

Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fillthy.
-butthead

19439

butthead:

this sucks!
-butthead

19438

butthead:

Beavis you dill weed
-butthead

19437

beavis:

hey butthead, you flipped the bird
-beavis

19436

butthead:

we need a chick
-butthead

19435

butthead:

beavis you monkeyspank
-butthead

19434

butthead:

it should be faster but it shouldnt suck
-butthead

19433

beavis:

free dismemberment
-beavis

19432

Butthead and Beavis:

Nachos Rule!!
-Butthead and Beavis

19431

Bevis as Cornholio:

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
-Bevis as Cornholio

19430

Beavis (showing his ass):

Peek a boo!
-Beavis (showing his ass)

19429

Beavis:

Hmmmmm Tit lee ist!
-Beavis

19428

Principal McVicker:

I don't know what you're thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague.
-Principal McVicker

19427

Butthead:

Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.
-Butthead

19426

Beavis & Butt-head:

BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW!
-Beavis & Butt-head

19425

Beavis Then Butt-Head:

Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs.
How many butts does she have?
-Beavis Then Butt-Head

19424

butthead:

only if you had a boner
-butthead

19423

beavis:

if you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone
-beavis

Beavis & Butt-Head (1992 - 2011)