Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes
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      Butthead: I have been to the top of the mountain, and it was cool.
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        Butthead: We're going to get high?...Cool!
        Mr. Van Dresson: No, No, Butthead I said 'Haicu'. A haicu is...
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          Bevis: BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!!
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            Tom Anderson:
            Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there.
            -Tom Anderson
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              Coach Buzzcut:
              Respect?! Those boys never showed me any respect! It took every ounce of self-control for me not to kill them!
              -Coach Buzzcut
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                Beavis:
                Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'!
                -Beavis
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                  Beavis and Butt-Head:
                  "That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
                  "Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
                  -Beavis and Butt-Head
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                    Beavis and Butt-Head:
                    "That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
                    "Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
                    -Beavis and Butt-Head
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                      beavis and butthead:
                      Beavis:you know what would be cool.if they had pipes for crap.Butthead: beavis,you dumbass where do think your crap goes?beavis:it doesnt.it stays in jars in my basement.
                      -beavis and butthead
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                        Tom Anderson:
                        What in the hell...?
                        -Tom Anderson
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                          Beavis:
                          IT'S HARRY SACHZ!!!
                          -Beavis
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                            Butthead:
                            This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before.
                            -Butthead
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                              Beavis and Butthead:
                              Butthead:Don't be a dumbass beavis! there's always been TV, there's just more channels now. Beavis: oh yeah, progress is cool!
                              -Beavis and Butthead
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                                Beavis::
                                [After Butthead criticizes Metallica] Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I'll kick your ass!
                                -Beavis:
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                                  Butt-head::
                                  Beavis, you're gonna keep talking about loogies and I'm gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong.
                                  -Butt-head:
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                                    B&B Talking about a SCAT video:
                                    Beavis: They should have a name for this kinda of music.
                                    Butt-head: They already do Beavis, crap.
                                    -B&B Talking about a SCAT video
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                                      Butt-head watching a KISS music video::
                                      You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.
                                      -Butt-head watching a KISS music video:
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                                        Beavis and Butt-head:
                                        Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.
                                        Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!
                                        Butt-head: Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass!
                                        Beavis: Stop calling me
                                        -Beavis and Butt-head
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                                          Beavis:
                                          It's coming out of the ass of the ass.
                                          -Beavis
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                                            Cornholio:
                                            ARE YOU THRETNING ME
                                            -Cornholio