Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes
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      Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
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        Sympt....symp...Simpsons? Uh...They're pretty cool. - Butt-Head
        19480
          Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head
          19479
            Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head
            19478
              We should be on TV. - Butt-Head
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                Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head
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                  We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head
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                    I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head
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                      You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis
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                        Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis
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                          Uh huh huh. "Head gear". Uh huh huh huh. - Butt-Head
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                            No way, Stewart! You're fat enough already! - Butt-Head
                            19470
                              Butt-Head: "Say hello to the Butt-Scratcher 2000."
                              19469
                                Random Person: "Happy Halloween!"

                                Butthead: "Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, 'ween'."
                                19468
                                  Beavis:Shut up Butt-Head!! I'll kick u in the nads!!!
                                  19467
                                    Beavis: (watching a music video): Hey Butt-head, what's that?
                                    Butt-head: Uhhh... It's a hoe.
                                    Beavis: Yeah I know but what's that thing she's dragging behind her?
                                    19466
                                      Butthead: huh huh huh come on beavis, shake your grove thing!
                                      Beavis: huh huh im shaking it
                                      19465
                                        Mr. Van Dreissen: "C'mon, people. Let's show some respect, okay?"
                                        Coach Buzzcut: "Respect?! Those boys never showed me ANY respect! It took every ounce of my self control not to kill them!"
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                                          Butthead: We're there, dude.
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                                            Principal McVicar: <Uhhhh> you watch your mouth, <uhhhh> little bastard <uhhhh>.