Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes
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      Psychiatrist: "Mr. McVicker... What are we gonna do with you? We've tried everything, from group counseling to physical isolation..."
      Beavis: "Have tried kicking him in the nads?"
      Psychiatrist: "Yeah... Good idea."
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        Beavis:*singing* oh Baby thats why i need you.
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          Butthead: Alright Gwar

          Beavis: Yeah Bwar is cool.
          19499
            Butthead: Beavis you fartknocker
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              Beavis: You suck
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                Butthead: uhhhhhhh no
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                  Coach Buzzcut: "'We regret to inform you that your history of the abuse of two students has come to our attention'?? Who are they?! I'll kill them...!"
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                    Beavis: (holding up a hedge-trimmer) "Whoa, look, Butt-Head! 'Say hello to my dear friend!'"
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                      Beavis: "Damn it, all this wussy crap is pissing me off! C'mon, get violent! I wanna see some violence!"
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                        Butt-Head: (holding up a drill) "No pain, no...uh...hole."
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                          WORK SUCKS! - Beavis
                          19491
                            Um...I killed a bunch of people once. - Beavis
                            19490
                              Iron Justice is cool. - Butt-Head
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                                I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOUR BUNGHOLE OFF! - Beavis
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                                  Time sucks! - Butt-Head
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                                    FIVE BUCKS! Take it or leave it! - Beavis
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                                      I was shot in the butt. - Beavis
                                      19485
                                        I guess it's like, time to go to sleep or something. - Butt-Head
                                        19484
                                          Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? - Beavis
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                                            Buzzcut's always screaming at us and kicking our asses. - Butt-Head