Beavis & Butt-Head Quotes
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    19522
      Butt-Head (As Captain Picard) to Beavis (As Commander Riker): "Number one, I order you to go take a number 2!"
      19521
        "Uh, how can I help you this... tonight?"
        -Butt-Head
        19520
          Butthead: "Huh huh huh, what's with the braid on the back of this guy's head?"
          Beavis: "Hehe yeah, it's like those dolls that have the string that you pull to make them say stuff."
          19519
            Buzzcut: "Are you a Man?"
            Butt-Head: "Yeah"
            Buzzcut: "What makes you think so!!!?"
            Butt-Head: "Uhhh, I got testicles, uh-huh-huh-huh!"
            -Buzzcut and Butt-Head
            19518
              "Would ya like a copy of my butt?"
              -Butt-Head
              19517
                "Check out my Butt!"
                -Beavis
                19516
                  Beavis: (getting strangled by Principal McVicker) "AAH!!! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
                  19515
                    (Watching Boy George video "I'm A Man")
                    Butthead: (shocked) YOU'RE A WHAT?!?!
                    19514
                      "The Phone is ringing I cannot linger, so look out butt, here comes my finger".- Butthead
                      19513
                        He still likes butts
                        -Bevis
                        19512
                          Butthead: "I gave her the finger, huh-huh-heh"
                          19511
                            beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
                            beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog
                            19510
                              beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
                              beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog
                              19509
                                Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Trick or treat, son of a bitch!"
                                19508
                                  Butt-Head: "Uh... Come here, doggie."
                                  19507
                                    Beavis: "Hey, check it out, Butt-Head! This chick has three boobs!"
                                    Butt-Head: "That's pretty cool. How many butts does she have?"
                                    Beavis: "Oh, wait a minute... That's her stomach."
                                    19506
                                      Coach Buzzcut: "Damn it, Beavis! I am the Ghost Of Christmas Future, and I'm going to straighten you out, even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don't shine!"
                                      Beavis: "Really? That could hurt..."
                                      19505
                                        Beavis: "Damn it! We were all craved for this Workers' Constipation, and this bunghole stole our idea!"
                                        19504
                                          Burger World Manager: "Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more Workers' Compensation."
                                          Butt-Head: "Uh... 'Workers' Constipation'?"
                                          Beavis: "Yeah, I get that all the time at work; when I can't take a poop."
                                          19503
                                            Principal McVicker: "But I don't want any visitors... I'm sick in the head!"
                                            Psychiatrist: "Seeing them is a first step towards resuming your duties as principal. After all, they're your students..."
                                            Principal McVicker: "No! They're demons sent straight from Hell!"