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    19320
      Jerry:
      BUT I DONT WANNA BE A PIRATE!
      -Jerry
      19319
        George:
        ::singing:: "Cooo-stanza!!"
        -George
        19318
          George:
          ::to Newman who doesn't want to deliver mail on a rainy day:: "What about the mailman's creed?!?!? Whether rain nor sleet nor snow.... it's the FIRST ONE!!!"
          -George
          19317
            Kramer:
            Who dosen't want a Juinor Mint? It's chocolate, it's mint, it's delicious!
            -Kramer
            19316
              Jerry:
              That is one magic loogie!
              -Jerry
              19315
                Kenny Banya:
                Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold Jerry, gold!
                -Kenny Banya
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                  George:
                  The summer of George!!!!

                  -George
                  19313
                    David Puddy:
                    Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five.
                    -David Puddy
                    19312
                      Elaine:
                      I dont know how you guys walk around with those things.
                      -Elaine
                      19311
                        Jerry:
                        Hmmm, Seven Costanza. Yep, I can see it now: Seven periods of school per day, seven beatings a day, seven stitches per beating, followed by seven years to life.
                        -Jerry
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                          Kramer:
                          I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
                          -Kramer
                          19309
                            Kramer:
                            I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe.
                            -Kramer
                            19308
                              Elaine & Jerry:
                              Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. No, theres less.
                              -Elaine & Jerry
                              19307
                                Kramer:
                                Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
                                -Kramer
                                19306
                                  George:
                                  Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home.
                                  -George
                                  19305
                                    Kramer:
                                    I'm so keen-o, on Beefarino, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for king and queen-o.
                                    -Kramer
                                    19304
                                      George:
                                      I was in the Pool!
                                      -George
                                      19303
                                        Jerry:
                                        Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
                                        -Jerry
                                        19302
                                          George:
                                          Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

                                          -George
                                          19301
                                            Soup Nazi:
                                            No soup for you!
                                            -Soup Nazi