19340
Jackie Chiles:
It's outrageous, egregious, proposterous!
-Jackie Chiles
-Jackie Chiles
19339
Videostore guy:
Oh Rochelle Rochelle, a young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
-Videostore guy
-Videostore guy
19338
Carol:
Jerraay, you've got to come over and see the baaaaybyyy
-Carol
-Carol
19337
Frank Costanza:
A Festivus for the rest of us!
-Frank Costanza
-Frank Costanza
19336
Uncle Leo:
Jerry....HELLO!
-Uncle Leo
-Uncle Leo
19335
George:
I'm speechless. Speechless. I am without speech. I have NO speech.
-George
-George
19334
George:
I always figure lesbians are looking at me. Saying "That's the reason why I'm not a heterosexual".
-George
-George
19333
George:
I'm 33 years old, I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty and I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completly skipped healthy adulthood. I've gone from having orgasms immediatly to taking forever.
-George
-George
19332
George:
Wait a minute wait a minute, you ask me here to have lunch, then you tell me you slept with Elaine and you aren't in the mood for details? You listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I have no job, I have no place to go......
-George
-George
19331
Jerry:
I have never ever been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.
-Jerry
-Jerry
19330
Elaine:
Sure George and Susan had a good thing going, ever since she met him, she's been vomited on, she got fired, her father's cabin burned down and she found out her father's a homosexual. What more can you want of a relationship.
-Elaine
-Elaine
19329
George:
I'm the oposite of every guy you've ever met.
-George
-George
19328
Jerry:
I choose not to run.
-Jerry
-Jerry
19327
George:
Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.
-George
-George
19326
Newman:
Hear me, and hear me well. The day will come. Oh yes! Mark my words, Seinfeld. Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watchin
-Newman
-Newman
19325
Babu Bhat:
You very bad man, very very bad man.
-Babu Bhat
-Babu Bhat
19324
Frank Costanza:
SERENITY NOW!
-Frank Costanza
-Frank Costanza
19323
Jerry:
Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard
-Jerry
-Jerry
19322
Jerry:
Newman
-Jerry
-Jerry
19321
Jerry:
It must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to Hell at no less than three miles an hour.
-Jerry
-Jerry
