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      George:
      She's bold, Jerry!!!!
      -George
      19359
        Kramer:
        Oh, Mama!
        -Kramer
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          George:
          Believe it or not George, isn't at home!
          -George
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            Kramer & Jerry:
            Kramer: You look like a cowboy!

            Jerry: But I don't wanna be a cowboy!
            -Kramer & Jerry
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              Elaine:
              YADA YADA YADA!
              -Elaine
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                Jerry:
                HELLLLLLLOOOO!
                -Jerry
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                  Kramer:
                  She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan!
                  -Kramer
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                    Kramer:
                    Yo Yo Ma!
                    -Kramer
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                      Kramer:
                      [slams money down on Jerry's counter] I'm out!
                      -Kramer
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                        Jerry:
                        Excuse me, do you have any salsa? Need more salsa. Where is the salsa? No salsa??
                        -Jerry
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                          Jerry:
                          Ready to go Lois? See I like saying 'Lois', makes me feel like Superman.
                          -Jerry
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                            George:
                            My mother ... caught me.
                            You know... I was alone...
                            -George
                            19348
                              Elaine:
                              Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
                              -Elaine
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                                Estelle Costanza:
                                I go out to get some milk, I come home and I find my son treating his body as if it was an amusement park. Why can't you do that for a living? You'd be very succesful.
                                -Estelle Costanza
                                19346
                                  George:
                                  What about her hair? What's her hair like? Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
                                  -George
                                  19345
                                    George:
                                    You're giving me the "It's not you it's me" routine? I invented that routine. Nobody tells me it's them and not me, if it's anybody it's ME!
                                    -George
                                    19344
                                      Jerry:
                                      Who figures an imigrant is gonna have a pony. Of all the pictures I saw of imigrants on boats, coming into New York harbor, I never saw one sitting on a pony.
                                      -Jerry
                                      19343
                                        Jerry:
                                        NOOO!! We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
                                        -Jerry
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                                          Sidra:
                                          Oh, and by the way. They're real, and they're spectacular.
                                          -Sidra
                                          19341
                                            Timmy:
                                            You double dipped the chip. You dipped, took a bite, and dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth in the dip. Just take one dip and END IT!
                                            -Timmy