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      The Prisoner:
      Freedom! Blue Skies! Barthie Burges! Girls!!!
      -The Prisoner
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        Moose:
        Just another introduction the opposite sketches
        -Moose
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          Alasdair:
          Blue Skies, Barthy Burgers, Girls...
          -Alasdair
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            vanessa:
            I don't know
            -vanessa
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              Executioner:
              That is one sneaky kid.

              -Executioner
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                Annoucer:
                Mr Rodgers Vandalizes the neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you this show which we managed to steal.

                -Annoucer
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                  Annoucer:
                  The A-Team makes one cup of coffee last five hours will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you a show for people with lots of time on their hands and nothing better to do.

                  -Annoucer
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                    Valerie Pervert:
                    Vanessa, don't feed the cat under the table. Feed him on top of the table, instead!

                    -Valerie Pervert
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                      Alasdair:
                      Sometimes, it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself.

                      -Alasdair
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                        Barth:
                        Dddyyyaaaaiiiii heard that
                        -Barth
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                          Barth:
                          Who do you think's in the burger?
                          -Barth