Zombie Hotel Quotes
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      Fungus:
      That's one small step for Zombie.
      Maggot:
      And one giant leap for Zombiekind. Blah, blah, blah.
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        Maggot:
        Now, how about a bedtime story?
        Harvey:
        A bedtime story?
        Fungus:
        Zombie Style.
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          Maggot:
          You mustn't be afraid.
          Fungus:
          But we are Zombies.
          Sam:
          The live in the dirt Zombies?
          Maggot:
          No, that's only in the movies.
          Fungus:
          We live at the hotel. Everyone there is a Zombie too.
          Magoot:
          Except Dame Fedora, she's a ghost.
          Sam:
          Wow, Zombies! Real Zombies!
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            Rictus:
            The living dead charter, clearly stipulates that a human can only become a Zombie, if he or she is cursed by the netherworld.
            Funerella:
            Black magic punishment, Carpathian revenge, offending the devil of the forth circle.
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              Harvey:
              [In a bored sing-song voice] The choo-choo train goes round and round... round and round... round and round