Zombie Hotel Quotes
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      Maggot:
      Trust me, this ritual works wonders.

      (Fungus warms up his vocals)
      Maggot and Fungus:
      (sings) Sleep little Zombie don't you cry, little spiders crawling up your thigh. Sleep little Zombie don't you cry, dream about how you transmogrify.

      (Harvey pretends to sleep)
      Maggot, Fungus and Sam:
      Sleep little Zombie don't you cry, don't think of sticks poking in your eye. Sleep little Zombie...
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        Fungus:
        That's one small step for Zombie.
        Maggot:
        And one giant leap for Zombiekind. Blah, blah, blah.
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          Maggot:
          Now, how about a bedtime story?
          Harvey:
          A bedtime story?
          Fungus:
          Zombie Style.
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            Maggot:
            You mustn't be afraid.
            Fungus:
            But we are Zombies.
            Sam:
            The live in the dirt Zombies?
            Maggot:
            No, that's only in the movies.
            Fungus:
            We live at the hotel. Everyone there is a Zombie too.
            Magoot:
            Except Dame Fedora, she's a ghost.
            Sam:
            Wow, Zombies! Real Zombies!
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              Rictus:
              The living dead charter, clearly stipulates that a human can only become a Zombie, if he or she is cursed by the netherworld.
              Funerella:
              Black magic punishment, Carpathian revenge, offending the devil of the forth circle.
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                Harvey:
                [In a bored sing-song voice] The choo-choo train goes round and round... round and round... round and round