Samurai Jack Quotes
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      Aku:
      Samurai, Samurai, Why Won't You DIE?!?!?!?!
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        Jack (screaming after defeating Aku's bounty hunters):
        WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?!?!
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          Jack:
          They call me Jack.
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            Aku:
            Long ago in a distant land,
            I, Aku, the Shape-shifting master of darkness,
            unleashed an unspeakable evil!
            But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, step forth to oppose me.
            Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!
            Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is AKU!