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Aku:
Samurai, Samurai, Why Won't You DIE?!?!?!?!
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Jack (screaming after defeating Aku's bounty hunters):
WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?!?!
31124
Jack:
They call me Jack.
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Aku:
Long ago in a distant land,
I, Aku, the Shape-shifting master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, step forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!
Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is AKU!
I, Aku, the Shape-shifting master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, step forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!
Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is AKU!
