Virgil:
"I’m a foul actually!
-Virgil"
Max:
"Hey, Virg. How come you can't fly?"
Virgil:
"I learned to read instead."
Max:
"Watch out, Bea! There are…"
Bea:
"3 eerie-looking things in black robes behind me?"
Max:
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
Bea:
"Lucky guess."
Max:
"How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him."
Norman:
"I eat aliens for breakfast!"
Max:
"Ha. You see: They're even on his diet."
Bea:
"Who are you? And why are you dripping slime on the floor?
-Bea"
Max:
"This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch!
-Max"
Max:
"Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!
-Max"
Max:
"Why are we still running?"
Norman:
"Good exercise."
Man:
"Him!"
Sarah:
"Him!"
Max:
"Who Him?"
Max:
"Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.
-Max"
Max and Bea:
"Max: You can't fly the plane.
Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl?
Max: Because you don't know how.
Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me.
-Max and Bea"
Max:
"Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?"
Virgil:
"I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it."
Max:
"Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.
-Max"
Max and random men:
"Max: What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?
Man #1: It's a beast!
Man #2: It's a monster!
Man #3: It's a demon!
Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!
-Max and random men"
Max and Guy in chicken suit:
"Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?
Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!
-Max and Guy in chicken suit"
Max and Virgil:
"Max: My mentor is an over-sized chicken?
Virgil: I'm a fowl, actually.
-Max and Virgil"
Spike and Norman:
"Spike: [while being dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me!
Norman: [drops him] I can live with that.
-Spike and Norman"
Virgil and Max:
"Virgil: Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope!
Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.
-Virgil and Max"
Max and Norman:
"[Max and Norman enter a room with several solid stone slabs as furniture]
Max: Yeesh, what is this place?
Norman: My room, Mighty One
Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.
-Max and Norman"
Max and Zygote:
"[Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]
Prof. Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.
-Max and Zygote"