The Ren & Stimpy Show Quotes
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      Announcer:
      Counting Down!! 10....9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!! Blast off into adventure in the year four hundred billion! With Commander Hoek and his faithful companion Cadet Stimpy!
      -Announcer
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        Ren:
        And please give me Huge pectoral muscles. AMEN!
        -Ren
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          Ren & Stimpy:
          S. Ren! you'll never believe what happened!! R. What happened Stimpy? S. Something came out of my BUTT!!
          R. That's nice Stimpy somthing came out of your butt.
          -Ren & Stimpy
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            Stinky Whizzleteats:
            I told you id shoot!....but you didnt believe me.....WHY didnt you believe ME?!
            -Stinky Whizzleteats
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              Stinky Whizzleteats:
              I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
              -Stinky Whizzleteats
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                Mr. Horse:
                No Sir. I don't Like it
                -Mr. Horse
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                  Powdered Toast Man:
                  POWDERED TOAST MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  -Powdered Toast Man
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                    Ren:
                    You bloated sack of protoplazsms!!!!!
                    -Ren
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                      Muddy Mudskipper Theme Song:
                      Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? (dun, dun, dun). Who can skip in the mud without scraping his knees? What kind of wonderful guy? It's Muddy - Mudskipper - he's Muddy - Mudskipper -- it's the MUDDY-- MUDDD --- Skiippperrrr SHOOWWWW!!!"
                      -Muddy Mudskipper Theme Song
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                        Ren & Stimpy:
                        "We're Marooned"
                        "Just like the title of this cartoon"
                        -Ren & Stimpy
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                          Ren:
                          What is it, man?
                          -Ren
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                            Stimpy:
                            JOY!
                            -Stimpy
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                              Ren & Stimpy:
                              -S-*Goes to push button.*
                              -R- Don't touch that! That's the history eraser button, you fool!
                              -Ren & Stimpy
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                                Ren:
                                You filthy swine!!! I will kill you!!!!!!
                                -Ren
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                                  Ren:
                                  You eeediot!
                                  -Ren
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                                    Mr. Horse:
                                    No, sir. I don't like it.

                                    -Mr. Horse
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                                      Stimpy:
                                      Remember the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen!!!
                                      -Stimpy
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                                        Stimpy:
                                        BAD JU-JU! Tuesday the 17th is the most unluckyest day of the year!
                                        -Stimpy
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                                          Ren:
                                          You sick little monkey!
                                          -Ren
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                                            Powdered Toast man:
                                            Leave Everything to me.
                                            -Powdered Toast man