The Ren & Stimpy Show Quotes
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      Stimpy: This looks like a great place to kill twelve minutes!
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        Ren: Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.
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          Ren: Cowboy's delight dinner. I am a cowboy.
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            Stimpy: It's my first material possesion.
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              Ren: That's Hoek you eediot! Not Hoke.
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                Muddy Mudskipper: Ya lousy bum.
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                  Wilbur Cobb: Ssshhh! (whispers) The walls have teeth.
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                    Ren: YOU! BOTH OF YOU!!! Oh... what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna... GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT! (whispers) Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

                    Stimpy: (In a scared voice) We don't like this Ren.

                    Sven: Yeah, you scaring us.

                    Ren: Yeah, your scared, huh? Next... I'm gonna... TEAR your arms out of the sockets.

                    Stimpy and Sven: (Crying)

                    Ren: And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and your gonna fall. And I'm gonna look down, and I'm gonna laugh.

                    Stimpy and Sven: (Crying)

                    Ren: But first.

                    Stimpy and Sven: (Gasps)

                    Ren: FIRST... I gotta take a whiz.
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                      Ren: You, you and your fanmail. Mr. fanclub. Everybody loves you don't they?

                      Stimpy: (Nods his head)

                      Ren: Well, geuss what the mailman brought you today? NOTHING!!! THIS LETTER'S FOR ME!
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                        Ren and Stimpy: We're all out of Powdered Toast.
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                          Ren: Stimpy say hello to a superior creature.
                          Stimpy: Duuuuuuhhhhh... HELLO SUPERIOR CREATURE!
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                            Ren: Now Stimpy what did I tell you about cartoons?
                            Stimpy: (In a sad voice) They're not real. They're just puppets.
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                              Stimpy: Boy Ren. If you think you're happy now, wait til you hear this. It's a record of my favorite song! It's called: Happy Happy... Joy Joy.
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                                Sven: Duuuuhhh... he is Olie, you are Sven. He is Olie, you are Sven.
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                                  kids you gotta love em
                                  stimpy
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                                    (Stimpy sits on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial)
                                    Stimpy: "A-And I'd like a bike, and a Betsy Wetsherself doll, and a Cheesy-Bake Oven, and a Pulpy The Pup doll, and a gajillion green army men, and a-"
                                    Ren: "Get down from there! That's not Santa Claus; it's a memorial!"
                                    Stimpy: "A memorial? I didn't know Santa Claus was DEAD...!" (cries out loud)
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                                      Stimpy: "Hey, look, Ren! We're earning another badge: The "Falling On Jagged Rocks" Badge!"
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                                        Ren: "Alright, Stimpy! I'm losing my patience! Let's get this over with!"
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                                          Hello ma'am, would you like to buy some rubber Neeeeeples???

                                          - Ren
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                                            Ren:
                                            YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASUM!!!
                                            -Ren