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    18556
      Stephanie:
      How ya gonna roast roast the TURKEY?
      -Stephanie
      18555
        Joey:
        Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird!

        -Joey
        18554
          Michelle:
          The doggy ate my ouce-cream!
          -Michelle
          18553
            Michelle:
            WHOA BABY!
            -Michelle
            18552
              Kimmy Gibbler:
              Hola, Tanneritos
              -Kimmy Gibbler
              18551
                Joey:
                This man is not a hamburger and I am not a side of fries! And you sir, are a chicken mcnugget! Joey you gonna quit or order a happy meal?
                -Joey
                18550
                  Kimmy:
                  Hey squirt

                  -Kimmy
                  18549
                    Dj:
                    You liitle Chicken Wing!

                    -Dj
                    18548
                      Danny:
                      Ahh the smell of clorox in the morning.
                      -Danny
                      18547
                        Joey ( in popeye voice):
                        Well blow me down agg agg agg agg agg! Whoa!
                        18546
                          Jesse:
                          Have Mercy!

                          -Jesse
                          18545
                            Michelle:
                            You're in big troulbe Mr!
                            -Michelle
                            18544
                              Michelle:
                              You got it dude!
                              -Michelle
                              18543
                                Stephanie:
                                How rude!
                                -Stephanie
                                18542
                                  D.J.:
                                  You are a paramecium brain

                                  -D.J.
                                  18541
                                    Michelle:
                                    That's what I said, don't you listen?
                                    -Michelle