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    18574
      Michelle:
      My pancakes!
      -Michelle
      18573
        Michelle:
        (thinking) Boring, boring, why is my daddy so boring?
        -Michelle
        18572
          Jessie:
          Uh, thankya vurry much.
          -Jessie
          18571
            D.J:
            We'll call this the "before" picture! (later) We'll call this the "after" picture!
            -D.J
            18570
              StephaniE:
              THE DUCK! THE DUCK!
              -StephaniE
              18569
                Comet (thinking):
                Gee, I hope someone drops a hamburger
                18568
                  Jesse:
                  Ok, sing this: I got you babe, Sing It!
                  Michelle:
                  I got babe.
                  Jesse:
                  Ok, that covers it, you be Sonny! I got you babe.
                  Michelle:
                  I gota babe
                  18567
                    Stephanie and Michelle:
                    Stephanie: Oh great! Kimmy's here! Michelle: (playing *shadow*) Oh great! Kimmy's here!
                    -Stephanie and Michelle
                    18566
                      Jesse:
                      Who's Paul? Who's Paul?
                      -Jesse
                      18565
                        Stephanie:
                        Well, pin a rose on your nose.
                        -Stephanie
                        18564
                          Michelle:
                          Nicky? Alex? What are you doing with Rigby? I told you you couldn't have him.
                          -Michelle
                          18563
                            Michelle:
                            awe nuts!
                            -Michelle
                            18562
                              Dj:
                              Get away from my stuff you little nerdbomer
                              -Dj
                              18561
                                Michelle:
                                Why do you sound like a Mickey Mouse?
                                -Michelle
                                18560
                                  Danny:
                                  My shoe is wet
                                  -Danny
                                  18559
                                    Michelle:
                                    This is no fun, no fun, looking at the wall
                                    -Michelle
                                    18558
                                      Michelle:
                                      There's a car in the Kitchen
                                      -Michelle
                                      18557
                                        Michelle:
                                        Politeness week is 0VER!
                                        -Michelle
                                        18556
                                          Stephanie:
                                          How ya gonna roast roast the TURKEY?
                                          -Stephanie
                                          18555
                                            Joey:
                                            Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird!

                                            -Joey