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    18598
      Stephanie:
      Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
      -Stephanie
      18597
        Joey:
        *in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
        -Joey
        18596
          D.J.:
          Yeah that's great! Who are they?
          -D.J.
          18595
            Jessie:
            Freeze slime!
            -Jessie
            18594
              Stef:
              Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
              -Stef
              18593
                Michelle:
                This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
                -Michelle
                18592
                  Kimmy Gibbler:
                  I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
                  -Kimmy Gibbler
                  18591
                    Joey:
                    That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
                    -Joey
                    18590
                      Michelle:
                      There's a car in the kitchen!
                      -Michelle
                      18589
                        Kimmy Steph:
                        Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

                        -Kimmy Steph
                        18588
                          D.J.:
                          D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
                          -D.J.
                          18587
                            Danny:
                            Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
                            -Danny
                            18586
                              Danny:
                              They threw bread at the kid?!
                              -Danny
                              18585
                                joey:
                                cut it out
                                -joey
                                18584
                                  Stephanie:
                                  [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
                                  -Stephanie
                                  18583
                                    kimmy:
                                    I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
                                    -kimmy
                                    18582
                                      jessie talkin to kimmy:
                                      (kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
                                      -jessie talkin to kimmy
                                      18581
                                        Danny or Joey or Jesse:
                                        (after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
                                        OR
                                        Ever heard of the door bell.

                                        -Danny or Joey or Jesse
                                        18580
                                          jessie + michelle:
                                          jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
                                          -jessie + michelle
                                          18579
                                            jessie talking to nikki and alex:
                                            oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
                                            -jessie talking to nikki and alex