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      D.J.:
      Yeah that's great! Who are they?
      -D.J.
      18595
        Jessie:
        Freeze slime!
        -Jessie
        18594
          Stef:
          Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
          -Stef
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            Michelle:
            This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
            -Michelle
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              Kimmy Gibbler:
              I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
              -Kimmy Gibbler
              18591
                Joey:
                That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
                -Joey
                18590
                  Michelle:
                  There's a car in the kitchen!
                  -Michelle
                  18589
                    Kimmy Steph:
                    Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

                    -Kimmy Steph
                    18588
                      D.J.:
                      D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
                      -D.J.
                      18587
                        Danny:
                        Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
                        -Danny
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                          Danny:
                          They threw bread at the kid?!
                          -Danny
                          18585
                            joey:
                            cut it out
                            -joey
                            18584
                              Stephanie:
                              [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
                              -Stephanie
                              18583
                                kimmy:
                                I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
                                -kimmy
                                18582
                                  jessie talkin to kimmy:
                                  (kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
                                  -jessie talkin to kimmy
                                  18581
                                    Danny or Joey or Jesse:
                                    (after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
                                    OR
                                    Ever heard of the door bell.

                                    -Danny or Joey or Jesse
                                    18580
                                      jessie + michelle:
                                      jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
                                      -jessie + michelle
                                      18579
                                        jessie talking to nikki and alex:
                                        oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
                                        -jessie talking to nikki and alex
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                                          Michelle:
                                          D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
                                          -Michelle
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                                            Jesse:
                                            What's up munchkin?

                                            -Jesse