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      Joey:
      *in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
      -Joey
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        D.J.:
        Yeah that's great! Who are they?
        -D.J.
        18595
          Jessie:
          Freeze slime!
          -Jessie
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            Stef:
            Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
            -Stef
            18593
              Michelle:
              This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
              -Michelle
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                Kimmy Gibbler:
                I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
                -Kimmy Gibbler
                18591
                  Joey:
                  That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
                  -Joey
                  18590
                    Michelle:
                    There's a car in the kitchen!
                    -Michelle
                    18589
                      Kimmy Steph:
                      Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

                      -Kimmy Steph
                      18588
                        D.J.:
                        D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
                        -D.J.
                        18587
                          Danny:
                          Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
                          -Danny
                          18586
                            Danny:
                            They threw bread at the kid?!
                            -Danny
                            18585
                              joey:
                              cut it out
                              -joey
                              18584
                                Stephanie:
                                [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
                                -Stephanie
                                18583
                                  kimmy:
                                  I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
                                  -kimmy
                                  18582
                                    jessie talkin to kimmy:
                                    (kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
                                    -jessie talkin to kimmy
                                    18581
                                      Danny or Joey or Jesse:
                                      (after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
                                      OR
                                      Ever heard of the door bell.

                                      -Danny or Joey or Jesse
                                      18580
                                        jessie + michelle:
                                        jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
                                        -jessie + michelle
                                        18579
                                          jessie talking to nikki and alex:
                                          oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
                                          -jessie talking to nikki and alex
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                                            Michelle:
                                            D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
                                            -Michelle