Full House Quotes | Retro Junk

18594

Stef:

Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
-Stef

18593

Michelle:

This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
-Michelle

18592

Kimmy Gibbler:

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
-Kimmy Gibbler

18591

Joey:

That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
-Joey

18590

Michelle:

There's a car in the kitchen!
-Michelle

18589

Kimmy Steph:

Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

-Kimmy Steph

18588

D.J.:

D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
-D.J.

18587

Danny:

Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
-Danny

18586

Danny:

They threw bread at the kid?!
-Danny

18585

joey:

cut it out
-joey

18584

Stephanie:

[talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
-Stephanie

18583

kimmy:

I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
-kimmy

18582

jessie talkin to kimmy:

(kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
-jessie talkin to kimmy

18581

Danny or Joey or Jesse:

(after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
OR
Ever heard of the door bell.

-Danny or Joey or Jesse

18580

jessie + michelle:

jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
-jessie + michelle

18579

jessie talking to nikki and alex:

oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
-jessie talking to nikki and alex

18578

Michelle:

D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
-Michelle

18577

Jesse:

What's up munchkin?

-Jesse

18576

Michelle:

Your as funny as Bugs Bunny

-Michelle

18575

Michelle and Howie:

M: You're a hunk!
H: What's that?
M: It's what DJ calls the paper boy.
-Michelle and Howie

Full House (1987 - 1995)