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    18593
      Michelle:
      This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
      -Michelle
      18592
        Kimmy Gibbler:
        I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
        -Kimmy Gibbler
        18591
          Joey:
          That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
          -Joey
          18590
            Michelle:
            There's a car in the kitchen!
            -Michelle
            18589
              Kimmy Steph:
              Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

              -Kimmy Steph
              18588
                D.J.:
                D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
                -D.J.
                18587
                  Danny:
                  Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
                  -Danny
                  18586
                    Danny:
                    They threw bread at the kid?!
                    -Danny
                    18585
                      joey:
                      cut it out
                      -joey
                      18584
                        Stephanie:
                        [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
                        -Stephanie
                        18583
                          kimmy:
                          I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
                          -kimmy
                          18582
                            jessie talkin to kimmy:
                            (kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
                            -jessie talkin to kimmy
                            18581
                              Danny or Joey or Jesse:
                              (after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
                              OR
                              Ever heard of the door bell.

                              -Danny or Joey or Jesse
                              18580
                                jessie + michelle:
                                jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
                                -jessie + michelle
                                18579
                                  jessie talking to nikki and alex:
                                  oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
                                  -jessie talking to nikki and alex
                                  18578
                                    Michelle:
                                    D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
                                    -Michelle
                                    18577
                                      Jesse:
                                      What's up munchkin?

                                      -Jesse
                                      18576
                                        Michelle:
                                        Your as funny as Bugs Bunny

                                        -Michelle
                                        18575
                                          Michelle and Howie:
                                          M: You're a hunk!
                                          H: What's that?
                                          M: It's what DJ calls the paper boy.
                                          -Michelle and Howie
                                          18574
                                            Michelle:
                                            My pancakes!
                                            -Michelle