Full House Quotes
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      So before you were a stud you were a spud
      -joey saying about jesse
      18610
        Duck face
        -stepane
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          Jesse:
          *Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
          -Jesse
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            Michelle:
            I told you, only buy the middle!
            -Michelle
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              Michelle:
              (Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
              -Michelle
              18606
                DJ and michelle:
                DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
                M- yes i do
                Dj-ok how?
                M-thru the window
                -DJ and michelle
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                  Pablo and Danyy:
                  Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
                  -Pablo and Danyy
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                    Joey:
                    Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
                    Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
                    Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
                    -Joey
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                      Steph D.J.:
                      Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
                      -Steph D.J.
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                        D.J.:
                        [to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
                        -D.J.
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                          D.J.:
                          Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
                          -D.J.
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                            Becky/Jesse:
                            Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
                            -Becky/Jesse
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                              Michelle:
                              He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
                              -Michelle
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                                Stephanie:
                                Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
                                -Stephanie
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                                  Joey:
                                  *in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
                                  -Joey
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                                    D.J.:
                                    Yeah that's great! Who are they?
                                    -D.J.
                                    18595
                                      Jessie:
                                      Freeze slime!
                                      -Jessie
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                                        Stef:
                                        Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
                                        -Stef
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                                          Michelle:
                                          This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
                                          -Michelle
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                                            Kimmy Gibbler:
                                            I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
                                            -Kimmy Gibbler