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      Joey: walks jess's bike in "Shh" "we made it"\
      Jess: He walks out from behind santa clause "Its your last christmas tell santa what tomestone you want " I said once around the block do you what once means"
      Joey: Hi girls
      18616
        Joey: Germs take one look at me and say "hey why waste our time?"
        Jesse: Woman say the same thing
        18615
          Howie no bye-bye. Howie no bye-bye... -Michelle
          18614
            Kimmy:
            Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
            18613
              Kimmy:
              Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
              18612
                bye bye fat
                -Michele Tanner
                18611
                  So before you were a stud you were a spud
                  -joey saying about jesse
                  18610
                    Duck face
                    -stepane
                    18609
                      Jesse:
                      *Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
                      -Jesse
                      18608
                        Michelle:
                        I told you, only buy the middle!
                        -Michelle
                        18607
                          Michelle:
                          (Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
                          -Michelle
                          18606
                            DJ and michelle:
                            DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
                            M- yes i do
                            Dj-ok how?
                            M-thru the window
                            -DJ and michelle
                            18605
                              Pablo and Danyy:
                              Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
                              -Pablo and Danyy
                              18604
                                Joey:
                                Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
                                Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
                                Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
                                -Joey
                                18603
                                  Steph D.J.:
                                  Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
                                  -Steph D.J.
                                  18602
                                    D.J.:
                                    [to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
                                    -D.J.
                                    18601
                                      D.J.:
                                      Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
                                      -D.J.
                                      18600
                                        Becky/Jesse:
                                        Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
                                        -Becky/Jesse
                                        18599
                                          Michelle:
                                          He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
                                          -Michelle
                                          18598
                                            Stephanie:
                                            Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
                                            -Stephanie