Full House Quotes | Retro Junk

18614

dont hate my cuz im beautyful
-Kimmy Gibbler

18613

"dont hate me cause im beutyful"
-Kimmy Gibbler(btw she is so totally cool)(added by brittany)

18612

bye bye fat
-Michele Tanner

18611

So before you were a stud you were a spud
-joey saying about jesse

18610

Duck face
-stepane

18609

Jesse:

*Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
-Jesse

18608

Michelle:

I told you, only buy the middle!
-Michelle

18607

Michelle:

(Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
-Michelle

18606

DJ and michelle:

DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
M- yes i do
Dj-ok how?
M-thru the window
-DJ and michelle

18605

Pablo and Danyy:

Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
-Pablo and Danyy

18604

Joey:

Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
-Joey

18603

Steph D.J.:

Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
-Steph D.J.

18602

D.J.:

[to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
-D.J.

18601

D.J.:

Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
-D.J.

18600

Becky/Jesse:

Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
-Becky/Jesse

18599

Michelle:

He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
-Michelle

18598

Stephanie:

Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
-Stephanie

18597

Joey:

*in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
-Joey

18596

D.J.:

Yeah that's great! Who are they?
-D.J.

18595

Jessie:

Freeze slime!
-Jessie

Full House (1987 - 1995)