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    18616
      Joey: Germs take one look at me and say "hey why waste our time?"
      Jesse: Woman say the same thing
      18615
        Howie no bye-bye. Howie no bye-bye... -Michelle
        18614
          dont hate my cuz im beautyful
          -Kimmy Gibbler
          18613
            "dont hate me cause im beutyful"
            -Kimmy Gibbler(btw she is so totally cool)(added by brittany)
            18612
              bye bye fat
              -Michele Tanner
              18611
                So before you were a stud you were a spud
                -joey saying about jesse
                18610
                  Duck face
                  -stepane
                  18609
                    Jesse:
                    *Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
                    -Jesse
                    18608
                      Michelle:
                      I told you, only buy the middle!
                      -Michelle
                      18607
                        Michelle:
                        (Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
                        -Michelle
                        18606
                          DJ and michelle:
                          DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
                          M- yes i do
                          Dj-ok how?
                          M-thru the window
                          -DJ and michelle
                          18605
                            Pablo and Danyy:
                            Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
                            -Pablo and Danyy
                            18604
                              Joey:
                              Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
                              Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
                              Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
                              -Joey
                              18603
                                Steph D.J.:
                                Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
                                -Steph D.J.
                                18602
                                  D.J.:
                                  [to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
                                  -D.J.
                                  18601
                                    D.J.:
                                    Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
                                    -D.J.
                                    18600
                                      Becky/Jesse:
                                      Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
                                      -Becky/Jesse
                                      18599
                                        Michelle:
                                        He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
                                        -Michelle
                                        18598
                                          Stephanie:
                                          Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
                                          -Stephanie
                                          18597
                                            Joey:
                                            *in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
                                            -Joey