Full House Quotes
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      "dont hate me cause im beutyful"
      -Kimmy Gibbler(btw she is so totally cool)(added by brittany)
      18612
        bye bye fat
        -Michele Tanner
        18611
          So before you were a stud you were a spud
          -joey saying about jesse
          18610
            Duck face
            -stepane
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              Jesse:
              *Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
              -Jesse
              18608
                Michelle:
                I told you, only buy the middle!
                -Michelle
                18607
                  Michelle:
                  (Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
                  -Michelle
                  18606
                    DJ and michelle:
                    DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
                    M- yes i do
                    Dj-ok how?
                    M-thru the window
                    -DJ and michelle
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                      Pablo and Danyy:
                      Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
                      -Pablo and Danyy
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                        Joey:
                        Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
                        Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
                        Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
                        -Joey
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                          Steph D.J.:
                          Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
                          -Steph D.J.
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                            D.J.:
                            [to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
                            -D.J.
                            18601
                              D.J.:
                              Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
                              -D.J.
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                                Becky/Jesse:
                                Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
                                -Becky/Jesse
                                18599
                                  Michelle:
                                  He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
                                  -Michelle
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                                    Stephanie:
                                    Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
                                    -Stephanie
                                    18597
                                      Joey:
                                      *in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
                                      -Joey
                                      18596
                                        D.J.:
                                        Yeah that's great! Who are they?
                                        -D.J.
                                        18595
                                          Jessie:
                                          Freeze slime!
                                          -Jessie
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                                            Stef:
                                            Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
                                            -Stef