Full House Quotes
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    18637
      Joey Gladstone: Cut it Out
      18636
        Beach Boy Carl: Is there a D.J. Tanner here?
        D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
        Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town?
        18635
          Danny: Stephanie, these are the legendary Beach Boys.
          Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
          Mike Love: Cute kid.
          18634
            Steve: " I heard DJ was driving on the freeway, and I wanted to be there for her first merge." (Steve and DJ kiss)
            Danny: " Hey! No merging in my kitchen!"
            18633
              hi man........... bye man( michelle answering the phone in the nutty chewy chunk chips episode)
              18632
                jesse: read any good books lately?? (pretending to be his old english teacher)
                18631
                  Jesse: Let's lay the cards on the table. You don't like me very much do you?
                  Dick (Rebecca's stuck-up cousin): I like you as an acquaintance. I like you as a mechanic. And I even like you as a waiter. But as a cousin, I've always pictured Rebecca with someone ---- better.
                  Jesse: Well, I'm not your acquaintance. I'm not your waiter. And if I was your mechanic, you would be having brake problems by now.
                  18630
                    whatever
                    Duane-
                    18629
                      whatever
                      Dwayne-
                      18628
                        i know you are but what am I?
                        - Joey
                        18627
                          you got it dude
                          michelle
                          18626
                            Kimmy Gibbler said I'd have to wear mouth wires and eat through a hole in my throat.
                            ~Stephanie
                            18625
                              Joey: What's the state capital of Nevada (?)?

                              Michelle: I don't know.

                              Joey: She never knew that! Her memory's back!
                              18624
                                Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
                                michelle
                                18623
                                  Kimmy:
                                  D.J.! (very loud)
                                  18622
                                    You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
                                    Uncle Jessie
                                    18621
                                      You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
                                      Uncle Jessie
                                      18620
                                        You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
                                        Kimmy
                                        18619
                                          Joey:Jess are You really stuck in there?
                                          Jess: Yes
                                          Joey: Are you really really really stuck in there?
                                          Jess: Yes
                                          Joey: Then theres something i always wanted to do to you, *Joey messes jess's hair up
                                          Joey: Closes the door
                                          Jess: Joesph
                                          Joey: Close's it again
                                          Jess: Joesph *say's it as he smiles*
                                          18618
                                            Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
                                            Jessie