Full House Quotes
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    18638
      Joey: How does the Batman theme go?
      18637
        Joey Gladstone: Cut it Out
        18636
          Beach Boy Carl: Is there a D.J. Tanner here?
          D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
          Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town?
          18635
            Danny: Stephanie, these are the legendary Beach Boys.
            Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
            Mike Love: Cute kid.
            18634
              Steve: " I heard DJ was driving on the freeway, and I wanted to be there for her first merge." (Steve and DJ kiss)
              Danny: " Hey! No merging in my kitchen!"
              18633
                hi man........... bye man( michelle answering the phone in the nutty chewy chunk chips episode)
                18632
                  jesse: read any good books lately?? (pretending to be his old english teacher)
                  18631
                    Jesse: Let's lay the cards on the table. You don't like me very much do you?
                    Dick (Rebecca's stuck-up cousin): I like you as an acquaintance. I like you as a mechanic. And I even like you as a waiter. But as a cousin, I've always pictured Rebecca with someone ---- better.
                    Jesse: Well, I'm not your acquaintance. I'm not your waiter. And if I was your mechanic, you would be having brake problems by now.
                    18630
                      whatever
                      Duane-
                      18629
                        whatever
                        Dwayne-
                        18628
                          i know you are but what am I?
                          - Joey
                          18627
                            you got it dude
                            michelle
                            18626
                              Kimmy Gibbler said I'd have to wear mouth wires and eat through a hole in my throat.
                              ~Stephanie
                              18625
                                Joey: What's the state capital of Nevada (?)?

                                Michelle: I don't know.

                                Joey: She never knew that! Her memory's back!
                                18624
                                  Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
                                  michelle
                                  18623
                                    Kimmy:
                                    D.J.! (very loud)
                                    18622
                                      You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
                                      Uncle Jessie
                                      18621
                                        You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
                                        Uncle Jessie
                                        18620
                                          You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
                                          Kimmy
                                          18619
                                            Joey:Jess are You really stuck in there?
                                            Jess: Yes
                                            Joey: Are you really really really stuck in there?
                                            Jess: Yes
                                            Joey: Then theres something i always wanted to do to you, *Joey messes jess's hair up
                                            Joey: Closes the door
                                            Jess: Joesph
                                            Joey: Close's it again
                                            Jess: Joesph *say's it as he smiles*