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    18636
      Beach Boy Carl: Is there a D.J. Tanner here?
      D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
      Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town?
      18635
        Danny: Stephanie, these are the legendary Beach Boys.
        Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
        Mike Love: Cute kid.
        18634
          Steve: " I heard DJ was driving on the freeway, and I wanted to be there for her first merge." (Steve and DJ kiss)
          Danny: " Hey! No merging in my kitchen!"
          18633
            hi man........... bye man( michelle answering the phone in the nutty chewy chunk chips episode)
            18632
              jesse: read any good books lately?? (pretending to be his old english teacher)
              18631
                Jesse: Let's lay the cards on the table. You don't like me very much do you?
                Dick (Rebecca's stuck-up cousin): I like you as an acquaintance. I like you as a mechanic. And I even like you as a waiter. But as a cousin, I've always pictured Rebecca with someone ---- better.
                Jesse: Well, I'm not your acquaintance. I'm not your waiter. And if I was your mechanic, you would be having brake problems by now.
                18630
                  whatever
                  Duane-
                  18629
                    whatever
                    Dwayne-
                    18628
                      i know you are but what am I?
                      - Joey
                      18627
                        you got it dude
                        michelle
                        18626
                          Kimmy Gibbler said I'd have to wear mouth wires and eat through a hole in my throat.
                          ~Stephanie
                          18625
                            Joey: What's the state capital of Nevada (?)?

                            Michelle: I don't know.

                            Joey: She never knew that! Her memory's back!
                            18624
                              Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
                              michelle
                              18623
                                Kimmy:
                                D.J.! (very loud)
                                18622
                                  You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
                                  Uncle Jessie
                                  18621
                                    You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
                                    Uncle Jessie
                                    18620
                                      You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
                                      Kimmy
                                      18619
                                        Joey:Jess are You really stuck in there?
                                        Jess: Yes
                                        Joey: Are you really really really stuck in there?
                                        Jess: Yes
                                        Joey: Then theres something i always wanted to do to you, *Joey messes jess's hair up
                                        Joey: Closes the door
                                        Jess: Joesph
                                        Joey: Close's it again
                                        Jess: Joesph *say's it as he smiles*
                                        18618
                                          Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
                                          Jessie
                                          18617
                                            Joey: walks jess's bike in "Shh" "we made it"\
                                            Jess: He walks out from behind santa clause "Its your last christmas tell santa what tomestone you want " I said once around the block do you what once means"
                                            Joey: Hi girls