Full House Quotes
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    18634
      Steve: " I heard DJ was driving on the freeway, and I wanted to be there for her first merge." (Steve and DJ kiss)
      Danny: " Hey! No merging in my kitchen!"
      18633
        hi man........... bye man( michelle answering the phone in the nutty chewy chunk chips episode)
        18632
          jesse: read any good books lately?? (pretending to be his old english teacher)
          18631
            Jesse: Let's lay the cards on the table. You don't like me very much do you?
            Dick (Rebecca's stuck-up cousin): I like you as an acquaintance. I like you as a mechanic. And I even like you as a waiter. But as a cousin, I've always pictured Rebecca with someone ---- better.
            Jesse: Well, I'm not your acquaintance. I'm not your waiter. And if I was your mechanic, you would be having brake problems by now.
            18630
              whatever
              Duane-
              18629
                whatever
                Dwayne-
                18628
                  i know you are but what am I?
                  - Joey
                  18627
                    you got it dude
                    michelle
                    18626
                      Kimmy Gibbler said I'd have to wear mouth wires and eat through a hole in my throat.
                      ~Stephanie
                      18625
                        Joey: What's the state capital of Nevada (?)?

                        Michelle: I don't know.

                        Joey: She never knew that! Her memory's back!
                        18624
                          Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
                          michelle
                          18623
                            Kimmy:
                            D.J.! (very loud)
                            18622
                              You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
                              Uncle Jessie
                              18621
                                You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
                                Uncle Jessie
                                18620
                                  You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
                                  Kimmy
                                  18619
                                    Joey:Jess are You really stuck in there?
                                    Jess: Yes
                                    Joey: Are you really really really stuck in there?
                                    Jess: Yes
                                    Joey: Then theres something i always wanted to do to you, *Joey messes jess's hair up
                                    Joey: Closes the door
                                    Jess: Joesph
                                    Joey: Close's it again
                                    Jess: Joesph *say's it as he smiles*
                                    18618
                                      Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
                                      Jessie
                                      18617
                                        Joey: walks jess's bike in "Shh" "we made it"\
                                        Jess: He walks out from behind santa clause "Its your last christmas tell santa what tomestone you want " I said once around the block do you what once means"
                                        Joey: Hi girls
                                        18616
                                          Joey: Germs take one look at me and say "hey why waste our time?"
                                          Jesse: Woman say the same thing
                                          18615
                                            Howie no bye-bye. Howie no bye-bye... -Michelle