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      Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
      D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
      Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
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        Michelle:
        There's a car in the kitchen!
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          D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
          Michelle: Yes, I do.
          D.J.: How?
          Michelle: Through the window.
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            Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
            Danny: What's wrong?
            Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
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              Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.
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                Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
                Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
                Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
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                  Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
                  Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
                  Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
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                    [Rebecca is a terrible singer]
                    Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
                    Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
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                      Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
                      Joey: We're changing her diaper.
                      Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
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                        Steph: Nice try guys, but next time, use one of these.
                        Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
                        Steph: Nobody asked me.
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                          Michelle (when answering the phone):
                          Hey lady
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                            "Living with Michelle is a Nightmare On Sesame Street."-Stephanie
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                              "There's a car in the kitchen!"-Michelle
                              "Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J.
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                                Joey: How does the Batman theme go?
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                                  Joey Gladstone: Cut it Out
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                                    Beach Boy Carl: Is there a D.J. Tanner here?
                                    D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
                                    Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town?
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                                      Danny: Stephanie, these are the legendary Beach Boys.
                                      Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
                                      Mike Love: Cute kid.
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                                        Steve: " I heard DJ was driving on the freeway, and I wanted to be there for her first merge." (Steve and DJ kiss)
                                        Danny: " Hey! No merging in my kitchen!"
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                                          hi man........... bye man( michelle answering the phone in the nutty chewy chunk chips episode)
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                                            jesse: read any good books lately?? (pretending to be his old english teacher)