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      Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
      Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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        Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
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          Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
          Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
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            Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
            Steph: No, he's a women.
            Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
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              Michelle:
              Aw, nuts!
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                Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
                D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
                Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
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                  Michelle:
                  There's a car in the kitchen!
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                    D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
                    Michelle: Yes, I do.
                    D.J.: How?
                    Michelle: Through the window.
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                      Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
                      Danny: What's wrong?
                      Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
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                        Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.
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                          Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
                          Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
                          Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
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                            Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
                            Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
                            Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
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                              [Rebecca is a terrible singer]
                              Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
                              Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
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                                Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
                                Joey: We're changing her diaper.
                                Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
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                                  Steph: Nice try guys, but next time, use one of these.
                                  Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
                                  Steph: Nobody asked me.
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                                    Michelle (when answering the phone):
                                    Hey lady
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                                      "Living with Michelle is a Nightmare On Sesame Street."-Stephanie
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                                        "There's a car in the kitchen!"-Michelle
                                        "Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J.
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                                          Joey: How does the Batman theme go?
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                                            Joey Gladstone: Cut it Out