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      Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
      Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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        Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
        Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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          Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
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            Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
            Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
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              Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
              Steph: No, he's a women.
              Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
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                Michelle:
                Aw, nuts!
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                  Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
                  D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
                  Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
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                    Michelle:
                    There's a car in the kitchen!
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                      D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
                      Michelle: Yes, I do.
                      D.J.: How?
                      Michelle: Through the window.
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                        Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
                        Danny: What's wrong?
                        Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
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                          Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.
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                            Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
                            Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
                            Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
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                              Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
                              Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
                              Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
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                                [Rebecca is a terrible singer]
                                Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
                                Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
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                                  Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
                                  Joey: We're changing her diaper.
                                  Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
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                                    Steph: Nice try guys, but next time, use one of these.
                                    Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
                                    Steph: Nobody asked me.
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                                      Michelle (when answering the phone):
                                      Hey lady
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                                        "Living with Michelle is a Nightmare On Sesame Street."-Stephanie
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                                          "There's a car in the kitchen!"-Michelle
                                          "Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J.
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                                            Joey: How does the Batman theme go?