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      Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
      Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
      Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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        Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
        Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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          Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
          Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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            Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
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              Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
              Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
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                Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
                Steph: No, he's a women.
                Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
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                  Michelle:
                  Aw, nuts!
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                    Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
                    D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
                    Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
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                      Michelle:
                      There's a car in the kitchen!
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                        D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
                        Michelle: Yes, I do.
                        D.J.: How?
                        Michelle: Through the window.
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                          Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
                          Danny: What's wrong?
                          Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
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                            Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.
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                              Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
                              Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
                              Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
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                                Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
                                Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
                                Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
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                                  [Rebecca is a terrible singer]
                                  Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
                                  Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
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                                    Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
                                    Joey: We're changing her diaper.
                                    Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
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                                      Steph: Nice try guys, but next time, use one of these.
                                      Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
                                      Steph: Nobody asked me.
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                                        Michelle (when answering the phone):
                                        Hey lady
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                                          "Living with Michelle is a Nightmare On Sesame Street."-Stephanie
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                                            "There's a car in the kitchen!"-Michelle
                                            "Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J.