18654
Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
18653
Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
Steph: No, he's a women.
Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
Steph: No, he's a women.
Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
18652
Michelle:
Aw, nuts!
18651
Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
18650
Michelle:
There's a car in the kitchen!
18649
D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
Michelle: Yes, I do.
D.J.: How?
Michelle: Through the window.
Michelle: Yes, I do.
D.J.: How?
Michelle: Through the window.
18648
Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
Danny: What's wrong?
Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
Danny: What's wrong?
Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
18647
Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.
18646
Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
18645
Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
18644
[Rebecca is a terrible singer]
Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
18643
Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
Joey: We're changing her diaper.
Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
Joey: We're changing her diaper.
Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
18642
Steph: Nice try guys, but next time, use one of these.
Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
Steph: Nobody asked me.
Joey: Steph, why'd you wait until now to give us the diapers?
Steph: Nobody asked me.
18641
Michelle (when answering the phone):
Hey lady
18640
"Living with Michelle is a Nightmare On Sesame Street."-Stephanie
18639
"There's a car in the kitchen!"-Michelle
"Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J.
"Yeah,and there's a bus in the bathroom."-D.J.
18638
Joey: How does the Batman theme go?
18637
Joey Gladstone: Cut it Out
18636
Beach Boy Carl: Is there a D.J. Tanner here?
D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town?
D.J. Tanner: I'm DJ.
Beach Boy Carl: I heard you're not coming to our concert. Bon Jovi in town?
18635
Danny: Stephanie, these are the legendary Beach Boys.
Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
Mike Love: Cute kid.
Stephanie (staring at the band): Big boys.
Mike Love: Cute kid.
