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      Michelle:
      Hey Aunt Becky, I have a question. What do you call a boy ladybug?
      Rebecca:
      Confused.
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        Jesse:
        Have mercy.
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          Michelle:
          All right! Let's pig out!
          Danny:
          You're not being polite young lady.
          Michelle:
          Sorry. Let's pig out, please!
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            Jesse:
            Beck wait. We need to talk.
            Rebecca:
            Well make it quick I'm jumping off a bridge in an hour.
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              Jesse:
              Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?
              Joey:
              Yes and, flounder tart!
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                Kimmy:
                I know how smart I am, and you're really dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
                DJ:
                Kimmy, there's a B!
                Kimmy:
                Where? I hate bees!
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                  Kimmy:
                  Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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                    Stephanie:
                    Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
                    Danny (sarcastically):
                    Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
                    Stephanie:
                    Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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                      Michelle:
                      I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
                      Danny:
                      That was very good Michelllllllle.
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                        Danny:
                        So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
                        Michelle:
                        Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
                        Danny:
                        Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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                          Michelle:
                          Now it's my turn to drive the car.
                          Joey:
                          Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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                            Michelle:
                            There's a car in the kitchen!
                            DJ:
                            Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                              DJ:
                              Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                              Danny:
                              DJ, this is a serious matter.
                              DJ:
                              It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                                Michelle:
                                You're in big trouble, mister!
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                                  Michelle:
                                  You got it, dude!
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                                    Michelle:
                                    Daddy, when does my party start?
                                    Danny:
                                    Two and a half hours.
                                    Michelle:
                                    Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                                    Danny:
                                    Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                                      Joey:
                                      "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                                        Danny:
                                        "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                                          Michelle:
                                          Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                                            Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                                            Jesse: Help. My lips, help.