Full House Quotes
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      Michelle:
      All right! Let's pig out!
      Danny:
      You're not being polite young lady.
      Michelle:
      Sorry. Let's pig out, please!
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        Jesse:
        Beck wait. We need to talk.
        Rebecca:
        Well make it quick I'm jumping off a bridge in an hour.
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          Jesse:
          Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?
          Joey:
          Yes and, flounder tart!
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            Kimmy:
            I know how smart I am, and you're really dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
            DJ:
            Kimmy, there's a B!
            Kimmy:
            Where? I hate bees!
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              Kimi:
              Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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                Stephanie:
                Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
                Danny (sarcastically):
                Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
                Stephanie:
                Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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                  Michelle:
                  I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
                  Danny:
                  That was very good Michelllllllle.
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                    Danny:
                    So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
                    Michelle:
                    Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
                    Danny:
                    Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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                      Michelle:
                      Now it's my turn to drive the car.
                      Joey:
                      Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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                        Michelle:
                        There's a car in the kitchen!
                        DJ:
                        Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                          DJ:
                          Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                          Danny:
                          DJ, this is a serious matter.
                          DJ:
                          It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                            Michelle:
                            You're in big trouble, mister!
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                              Michelle:
                              You got it, dude!
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                                Michelle:
                                Daddy, when does my party start?
                                Danny:
                                Two and a half hours.
                                Michelle:
                                Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                                Danny:
                                Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                                  Joey:
                                  "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                                    Danny:
                                    "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                                      Michelle:
                                      Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                                        Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                                        Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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                                          Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
                                          Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
                                          Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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                                            Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
                                            Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.