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Jesse:
Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?
Joey:
Yes and, flounder tart!
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Kimmy:
I know how smart I am, and you're dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
DJ:
Kimmy, there's a B!
Kimmy:
Where?
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Kimi:
Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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Stephanie:
Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
Danny (sarcastically):
Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
Stephanie:
Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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Michelle:
I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
Danny:
That was very good Michelllllllle.
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Danny:
So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
Michelle:
Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
Danny:
Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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Michelle:
Now it's my turn to drive the car.
Joey:
Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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Michelle:
There's a car in the kitchen!
DJ:
Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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DJ:
Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
Danny:
DJ, this is a serious matter.
DJ:
It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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Michelle:
You're in big trouble, mister!
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Michelle:
You got it, dude!
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Michelle:
Daddy, when does my party start?
Danny:
Two and a half hours.
Michelle:
Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
Danny:
Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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Joey:
"Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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Danny:
"She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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Michelle:
Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
