Daddy Day Care Quotes
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      Marvin:
      I'll show you, I'll paint my face first, and then you paint your self. See, just gonna put a little paint? Now I'm just gonna.....
      Becca:
      What's wrong?
      Marvin:
      THAT'S NOT PAINT! IT'S GLUE!
      Becca and Marvin:
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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        Crispin:
        Have a nice day Mrs. Harridan!
        Mrs. Harridan:
        That's nice! (Blows whistle at a car) Stop stop stop!
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          Mrs. Harridan :
          Daddy Day Care?! Jennifer! How could you!
          Jennifer:
          It's a really great place to work! You should work there!…. or not…..
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            Mrs. Harridan:
            Jennifer my dear, in life, there are winners and there are losers, but sometimes you have to play dirty!
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              Charlie:
              I'll see you tomorrow Crispin! Tomorrow!
              Crispin's Mother:
              Alright, you're gonna be just like your father, hanging off of his skin! Hanging off!
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                Marvin:
                THE CARROT IS NOT FOR SALE!
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                  Crispin:
                  This is my parrot, Paulie. I'm teaching him to talk! Talk!
                  Paulie:
                  SHUT UP BUTTHEAD! SHUT UP BUTTHEAD!
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                    Phil:
                    I GOT A SPIDER ON MY HEAD!
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                      Marvin:
                      Elulululululululululu, OH (gasp)! Now put your hands up and wave them! Ca ca ca ca!
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                        Jamie's Mom:
                        Now who are you going to call if there are any problems sweetie?
                        Jamie:
                        911, Mommy
                        Jamie's Mom:
                        That's such a good girl!
                        Phil:
                        Come on, Come on Dylan, I'll let you hold my keys. How about Lifesavers, you like Lifesavers? How bout money? A dollar!
                        Dylan:
                        Ooooh!
                        Phil:
                        Oooh ha ha ha yeah! A dollar! You are a smart man, that is yours! All right!
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                          Phil and the Kids:
                          I said.....
                          Charlie:
                          DOCTOR!
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                            Charlie:
                            Hey! Hey! Hey!
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                              Charlie:
                              Now don't you rip the mission statement Little Flash because it's a very important docu..Hey Ah Ah! Come here! Hey, come back here!
                              Phil:
                              Ok, uh, so what he's really trying to say is....
                              Kids:
                              (scream, yell, and run about)
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                                Dylan:
                                AAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH!
                                Phil:
                                (Gives out money)
                                Dylan:
                                Ooooh!
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                                  Crispin's Mom:
                                  STOP! Crispin, don't make that face!
                                  Crispin:
                                  What?!
                                  Crispin's Mom:
                                  Don't make lines, relax the face, quiet the face, relax the face.
                                  Charlie:
                                  Yeah, show no lines, calm your face an.. OOOOW!
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                                    Charlie:
                                    It's kinda late, where do you suppose your mommy is?
                                    Crispin:
                                    SHUT UP BUTTHEAD!
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                                      Dylan:
                                      "I DON'T WANT TO GO! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH!"
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                                        Ben:
                                        "You're killin me! You're really killin me!"
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                                          Phil:
                                          AH!
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                                            Bruce:
                                            Losers! Losers! Loooooooooooooosers!