Rocko's Modern Life Quotes
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      Dr. Hutchinson:
      My name is...Doc..tor..huTch...in...son K!
      -Dr. Hutchinson
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        Captain Compost Heap:
        R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle!
        C-O-N-C-E-R-V-E concerve!
        Don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E, pollute the air or sky or sea.
        Or else your gonna get what you deserve.
        -Captain Compost Heap
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          Heffer:
          WACKY DELLY, YEAH! WACKY DELLY, YEAH! Sammiches are good!
          -Heffer
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            Plumber:
            Hey can you get that? Thanks a lot.
            -Plumber
            18456
              Octopus:
              Can I have some more cheese
              -Octopus
              18455
                heffer to filbert.:
                heffer: you know I died once. filbert: really!
                -heffer to filbert.
                18454
                  Heffer:
                  If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt. C'mon, brand me, brand me, brand me.
                  -Heffer
                  18453
                    Ed Bighead Rocko:
                    Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.
                    -Ed Bighead Rocko
                    18452
                      Rocko and Filburt:
                      WHAT IN THE HELLL... LO?
                      -Rocko and Filburt
                      18451
                        Rocko Heffer:
                        Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!
                        -Rocko Heffer
                        18450
                          Heffer:
                          All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili
                          -Heffer
                          18449
                            Fat man:
                            I thought I told you to keep your bird away from MY MONKEY!
                            -Fat man
                            18448
                              Eagle:
                              A wallaby in a boat waving a fish... That's odd - yet strangely appetizing!
                              -Eagle
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                                Hippo Lady:
                                HOW DARE YOU!
                                -Hippo Lady
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                                  Heffer:
                                  A steer cannot live on peanuts alone. I'm going to first class.
                                  -Heffer
                                  18445
                                    Filbert:
                                    Nice melons. High-five?
                                    -Filbert
                                    18444
                                      Rocko and Heffer:
                                      Rocko: 'I've always liked... rainbows'
                                      Heffer: (gasp) 'Rocko!'

                                      -Rocko and Heffer
                                      18443
                                        Mr. Cheese:
                                        I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.
                                        -Mr. Cheese
                                        18442
                                          Captain Compost Heap:
                                          So you see, kids... If we're not nice to Mother Nature... she'll kick your butts.

                                          -Captain Compost Heap
                                          18441
                                            Filburt:
                                            Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
                                            -Filburt