Rocko's Modern Life Quotes
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      George Heffer:
      George: Uh, son, there...uh...comes a time in, er, every man's life when he has to...uh- Heffer: Uh, Dad, is this about the birds and the bees? George: No! Heffer: Are you sure? George: Yes, I'm sure! Heffer: 'Cause if it is, I --George: NO! It's not
      -George Heffer
      18479
        Airplane announcer:
        Will all one legged weasels born on the right side of a watermelon begin boarding please...
        -Airplane announcer
        18478
          Heffer Filburt:
          Heffer: "Shh! Not around the G-U-R-L" Filburt: "It's a B-O-Y you wig wearing recess monkey!!!"
          -Heffer Filburt
          18477
            Filburt:
            We can't drink that water! Fish are dating in it!
            -Filburt
            18476
              Heffer Filburt:
              'Say we.' 'What?' 'Say we...we.' 'Oh, okay. Wee-Wee!' 'Hee-Hee-Hee!'
              -Heffer Filburt
              18475
                Bev Heffer:
                Bev: Oh boys! What are you doing right now? Heffer: We're waiting for Rocko to wake up.
                -Bev Heffer
                18474
                  Filbert:
                  Citizens of Conglam-O, repeat after me: Wee-Wee!
                  -Filbert
                  18473
                    Heffer & Filbert:
                    H: He's completley naaaaakkkeeedd. F: And he aint got no clothes on too!
                    -Heffer & Filbert
                    18472
                      Rocko:
                      Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we place Ed Bighead in the earth's crust.
                      -Rocko
                      18471
                        Heffer:
                        Roses are red, violets are blue...(sips soda;burps)SUGAR IS SWEET AND I LOVE YOOOU!
                        -Heffer
                        18470
                          Peaches and Heffer:
                          Peaches: This is the TV of Heck. TURN IT ON! Heffer: Sure...Uh, Where's the remote? Peaches: YOU FOOL! THERE IS NO REMOTE!
                          -Peaches and Heffer
                          18469
                            Bev:
                            Bev: Smell my hand. SMELL IT!!
                            -Bev
                            18468
                              Ed Bev:
                              'Time for my bubble bath. Toot-toot.' 'Coming, Captain Cupcake!'
                              -Ed Bev
                              18467
                                Filburt:
                                It wasn't the hook. Twas' tartar killed the beast
                                -Filburt
                                18466
                                  Various people:
                                  Don't get the fat guy.
                                  -Various people
                                  18465
                                    Rocko:
                                    Bath day is a very dangerous day.
                                    -Rocko
                                    18464
                                      rocko:
                                      spunky nooooo!!
                                      -rocko
                                      18463
                                        Rocko:
                                        garbage day, is a very dangerous day.
                                        -Rocko
                                        18462
                                          Rocko:
                                          Laundy day, is a very dangerous day.
                                          -Rocko
                                          18461
                                            Garbage men:
                                            Cause were on strikeeeeee!!
                                            -Garbage men