Rocko's Modern Life Quotes
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      When things get dicey, kick 'em in the hiney.
      -Heffer
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        The Cheese: I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!
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          Rocko: Spunky! No squeaky monkey!
          Spunky: *squeaks it spooky Rocko*
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            Mr Bighead: Rocko? *twiches* R-Rocko?
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              Flibert: The cheese! The cheese is the best character!
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                Baloney: *rockos voice* Boy! What a beautiful day!
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                  I HATE BALONEY!!: Wennier
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                    Spunky. Pewwww. Bad dog -Rocko
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                      TV Announcer: "Stay tuned for more 'Sweating In Your Undies'..."
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                        Peaches: "Now turn to Channel 3..."
                        Heffer: "Okay, sure... But where's the remote?"
                        Peaches: "You poor fool... Still don't know where you are, do you?! THERE IS NO REMOTE!!!"
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                          ask me what time it is
                          -filbert
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                            Heffer Wolfe:
                            My shorts are chafing me!!!
                            -Heffer Wolfe
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                              Granny rocko:
                              Boy, you got fat.
                              -Granny rocko
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                                Pig:
                                I'M A WILD PIG!
                                -Pig
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                                  Filbert:
                                  Where are you Really Really Big man?!
                                  -Filbert
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                                    Heffer:
                                    Rocko, you need to loosen up. You're a little too reluctent to embrace the French Cuisine
                                    -Heffer
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                                      Heffer in past life:
                                      (on the top of the Tower of Pisa) Hey, I can see my Mama's house! Hey Mama Mia look at me-a....oops-a.
                                      -Heffer in past life
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                                        Rocko:
                                        Rocko: I'm no comedian! I just have a funny accent!
                                        -Rocko
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                                          Rocko:
                                          (Holding up a drawing of Betty Bologna) This here's Betty Bologna. She's a girl!
                                          -Rocko
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                                            Mr. Bighead:
                                            My name is Ed Bighead... and I have a meatball problem. (people from the audience applause)
                                            -Mr. Bighead