Rocko's Modern Life Quotes
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    18520
      Rocko: "*As the prince, speaking to Filbert* YOU!"
      Filbert: "*As the evil witch* Me?"
      Rocko: "You did this to CinderHeffer, and now you're gonna pay!"
      Filbert: "No, I won't."
      18519
        Filbert: "Fee Fi Fo Fum. Um...something stinks."
        18518
          Heffer: "Let's go get some ice cream."
          Crog: "Crog no like no ice cream."
          Heffer: "Yeah, I figured you were a burger man, anyway."
          18517
            Kids: "*singing* All we are saying...is give Hef a chance..."
            18516
              Peaches: "WELCOME TO HECK!"
              Heffer: "Heck? Don't you mean Hel--"
              Peaches: "Uh! Censors!"
              18515
                Judge: "Say ittt!"
                Filbert: "QUIT CALLING HERE!!!"
                *Hangs up phone on his face*
                Judge: "You're mean!"
                18514
                  Have you heard the one about The Evil Tuna...... He was Rotten to the albacore
                  -Green Fish
                  18513
                    Heffer - Spunky Look Fat-Heads chewable cheese tablets
                    18512
                      I Was watching You Sleep..... your weird
                      -Heffer
                      18511
                        What!? You ain't got the sense the Good Lord gave a cowpie!
                        Uncle Gib Hootsen
                        18510
                          Heffer: Look out everyone! He's visually impaired!
                          18509
                            Heffer: I don't OWN any spandex!
                            18508
                              Rocko: Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.
                              18507
                                Mr. Wolfe: He's a STEER!
                                18506
                                  Sal Lami: Duh, I HATE BOLOGNA!!
                                  18505
                                    Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands. Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands/
                                    -Filburt
                                    18504
                                      "No! I don't wanna go! I like it here! It's warm!!"

                                      -Granny Wolf
                                      18503
                                        Filbert: "Ed Bighead, I am your consensus..."
                                        Heffer: (to Filbert) "I'm his consensus, too!"
                                        Filbert: "What?"
                                        Heffer: "Don't say 'I'; say 'we'."
                                        Filbert: "What?"
                                        Heffer: "We! We!"
                                        Filbert: "Oh, okay... We we."
                                        18502
                                          A wallaby is like a kangaroo, only, smaller.
                                          -Rocko
                                          18501
                                            Go tune a petunia at once, corncob. Makes a great meat substitute for undershorts.

                                            Heffer (brainless)