Fat Albert Quotes
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      Fat Albert:
      Even though you came in second place, it doesn't mean you're a winner too.
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        Bill Cosby:
        Who is it?!
        Fat Albert:
        It's Fat Albert!
        Bill Cosby:
        Yeah, right.
        Fat Albert:
        Uh, hello, I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his Dad?
        Bill Cosby:
        (faints)
        Fat Albert:
        Whoa! Uh… Help! He...
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          Doris:
          Fat Albert, wait! I finally figured out who you remind me of. You remind me of my grandfather.
          Fat Albert:
          Hey hey hey. That's a nice thing to say.
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            Fat Albert:
            You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because, caring about someone... is wonderful! A person you think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking of each other...and it's just fantastic to know that there is somebody out there in the world thinking about you.
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              Dumb Donald:
              Wow, it's like an indoor town!
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                Bucky:
                What's a mall?
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                  Fat Albert:
                  Hey hey hey! Who wants to play?
                  Bad Teens:
                  Oh no! Run! I got a bad back!
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                    Bucky:
                    What's "divida"?
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                      Old Weird Harold:
                      YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
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                        Kid in Classroom:
                        What's that on your head?
                        Dumb Donald:
                        It's my hat.
                        Kid in Classroom:
                        Why don't you take it off?
                        Dumb Donald:
                        Cause I have no face!
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                          Fat Albert:
                          HEY HEY HEY! IT'S FAAAAAAAT ALBERT!