Addams Family Values Quotes
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      Wednesday: Are you really alergic to everything?
      Nerd: Ya! Do you wanna know what happens when my mom uses fabric softener?
      Wednesday: What?
      Nerd: I die!
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        Nerd: Ill never forget you!
        Wednesday: You wont?
        Nerd: Your too weird.
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          Amanda and Wednesday:
          Amanda: Why are you dressed like that?
          Wednesday: Like what?
          Amanda: Like somebody died?
          Wednesday: Wait.
          -Amanda and Wednesday
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            Debbie:
            Sorry Debbie,no mercadies this year,we have to set an example.
            -Debbie
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              Wednsday:
              Uncle Fester's Going to marry Debbie................worse the Nanny

              -Wednsday
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                Uncle Fester:
                IT'S A BOMB!!
                -Uncle Fester
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                  Morticia:
                  I'm just like every modern woman trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. I only wish I had more time to see out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
                  -Morticia
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                    Debbie:
                    I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won't listen and so I have to use persuasion, and slides. My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they
                    -Debbie
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                      Morticia:
                      You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
                      -Morticia
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                        Morticia:
                        Marvelous news, I'm going to have a baby..right now.
                        -Morticia
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                          Fester:
                          I AM AN ADDAMS!
                          -Fester