Darkwing Duck Quotes
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      Darkwing Duck:
      All that's missing is the floppy shoes and the Bozo nose! Go ahead and hit me, I'll fold like a napkin.
      -Darkwing Duck
      18325
        Launchpad:
        Hi, I'm Launchpad!
        -Launchpad
        18324
          Darkwing duck and Taurus Bulba.:
          Darkwing: this is the second time I feel this kind of pain.
          Taurus Bulba: oh? When was the first time?
          Darkwing quoting Bulba: Put out Darkwing put out Darkwing...
          -Darkwing duck and Taurus Bulba.
          18323
            Megavolt:
            Are there any more horse do overs?
            -Megavolt
            18322
              Negaduck:
              Ahh, A beautiful dove. The symbol of peace. How sweet. Perhaps I should feed it... To a CAT!
              -Negaduck
              18321
                Megavolt:
                At last! I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Those who made me what I am! Wha... what am I anyway?

                -Megavolt
                18320
                  Darkwing Duck:
                  [surrounded by a cloud of red smoke]
                  Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.
                  -Darkwing Duck
                  18319
                    Gosalyn:
                    My dad told me to go to my room, but he didn’t say stay.
                    -Gosalyn
                    18318
                      Megavolt:
                      They called me crazy…they called me insane…THEY CALLED ME LOONEY!! and boy, were they right.
                      -Megavolt
                      18317
                        Steelbeak:
                        If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses!... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!
                        -Steelbeak
                        18316
                          Darkwing Duck:
                          The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
                          -Darkwing Duck
                          18315
                            Darkwing Duck:
                            [while being stalked by Moliarty with a rocket launcher]
                            Darkwing Duck: It's okay, we should be safe hiding behind these barrels of... FUEL OIL?
                            [They scram just as the barrels explode]
                            -Darkwing Duck
                            18314
                              Darkwing Duck:
                              I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the onions that stink in your eyes,I am Darkwing Duck!

                              -Darkwing Duck
                              18313
                                Darkwing Duck:
                                I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.I am Darwing Duck!!!
                                -Darkwing Duck
                                18312
                                  Darkwing Duck:
                                  I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.I am Darwing Duck!!!
                                  -Darkwing Duck
                                  18311
                                    Darkwing Duck:
                                    I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that aren't included.I am Darwing Duck!!!
                                    -Darkwing Duck
                                    18310
                                      Darkwing Duck:
                                      I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call! I am Darwing Duck!
                                      -Darkwing Duck
                                      18309
                                        Darkwing & Gosling:
                                        Darkwing: How STUPID could I be?!
                                        Gosling: Does he really want us to answer that?
                                        -Darkwing & Gosling
                                        18308
                                          Darkwing Duck:
                                          Suck Gas Evildoers!!!
                                          -Darkwing Duck
                                          18307
                                            Quackerjavk:
                                            It's PLAY TIME!
                                            -Quackerjavk