Darkwing Duck Quotes

18326

Darkwing Duck:

All that's missing is the floppy shoes and the Bozo nose! Go ahead and hit me, I'll fold like a napkin.
-Darkwing Duck

18325

Launchpad:

Hi, I'm Launchpad!
-Launchpad

18324

Darkwing duck and Taurus Bulba.:

Darkwing: this is the second time I feel this kind of pain.
Taurus Bulba: oh? When was the first time?
Darkwing quoting Bulba: Put out Darkwing put out Darkwing...
-Darkwing duck and Taurus Bulba.

18323

Megavolt:

Are there any more horse do overs?
-Megavolt

18322

Negaduck:

Ahh, A beautiful dove. The symbol of peace. How sweet. Perhaps I should feed it... To a CAT!
-Negaduck

18321

Megavolt:

At last! I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Those who made me what I am! Wha... what am I anyway?

-Megavolt

18320

Darkwing Duck:

[surrounded by a cloud of red smoke]
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.
-Darkwing Duck

18319

Gosalyn:

My dad told me to go to my room, but he didn’t say stay.
-Gosalyn

18318

Megavolt:

They called me crazy…they called me insane…THEY CALLED ME LOONEY!! and boy, were they right.
-Megavolt

18317

Steelbeak:

If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses!... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!
-Steelbeak

18316

Darkwing Duck:

The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
-Darkwing Duck

18315

Darkwing Duck:

[while being stalked by Moliarty with a rocket launcher]
Darkwing Duck: It's okay, we should be safe hiding behind these barrels of... FUEL OIL?
[They scram just as the barrels explode]
-Darkwing Duck

18314

Darkwing Duck:

I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the onions that stink in your eyes,I am Darkwing Duck!

-Darkwing Duck

18313

Darkwing Duck:

I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.I am Darwing Duck!!!
-Darkwing Duck

18312

Darkwing Duck:

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.I am Darwing Duck!!!
-Darkwing Duck

18311

Darkwing Duck:

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that aren't included.I am Darwing Duck!!!
-Darkwing Duck

18310

Darkwing Duck:

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call! I am Darwing Duck!
-Darkwing Duck

18309

Darkwing & Gosling:

Darkwing: How STUPID could I be?!
Gosling: Does he really want us to answer that?
-Darkwing & Gosling

18308

Darkwing Duck:

Suck Gas Evildoers!!!
-Darkwing Duck

18307

Quackerjavk:

It's PLAY TIME!
-Quackerjavk

Darkwing Duck (1991 - 1992)