Darkwing Duck Quotes
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      Darkwing Duck:
      I am the Terror that flaps in the night, I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. I AM DARKWING DUCK!

      -Darkwing Duck
      18326
        Darkwing Duck:
        All that's missing is the floppy shoes and the Bozo nose! Go ahead and hit me, I'll fold like a napkin.
        -Darkwing Duck
        18325
          Launchpad:
          Hi, I'm Launchpad!
          -Launchpad
          18324
            Darkwing duck and Taurus Bulba.:
            Darkwing: this is the second time I feel this kind of pain.
            Taurus Bulba: oh? When was the first time?
            Darkwing quoting Bulba: Put out Darkwing put out Darkwing...
            -Darkwing duck and Taurus Bulba.
            18323
              Megavolt:
              Are there any more horse do overs?
              -Megavolt
              18322
                Negaduck:
                Ahh, A beautiful dove. The symbol of peace. How sweet. Perhaps I should feed it... To a CAT!
                -Negaduck
                18321
                  Megavolt:
                  At last! I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Those who made me what I am! Wha... what am I anyway?

                  -Megavolt
                  18320
                    Darkwing Duck:
                    [surrounded by a cloud of red smoke]
                    Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.
                    -Darkwing Duck
                    18319
                      Gosalyn:
                      My dad told me to go to my room, but he didn’t say stay.
                      -Gosalyn
                      18318
                        Megavolt:
                        They called me crazy…they called me insane…THEY CALLED ME LOONEY!! and boy, were they right.
                        -Megavolt
                        18317
                          Steelbeak:
                          If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses!... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!
                          -Steelbeak
                          18316
                            Darkwing Duck:
                            The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
                            -Darkwing Duck
                            18315
                              Darkwing Duck:
                              [while being stalked by Moliarty with a rocket launcher]
                              Darkwing Duck: It's okay, we should be safe hiding behind these barrels of... FUEL OIL?
                              [They scram just as the barrels explode]
                              -Darkwing Duck
                              18314
                                Darkwing Duck:
                                I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the onions that stink in your eyes,I am Darkwing Duck!

                                -Darkwing Duck
                                18313
                                  Darkwing Duck:
                                  I am the terror that flaps in the night,I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.I am Darwing Duck!!!
                                  -Darkwing Duck
                                  18312
                                    Darkwing Duck:
                                    I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.I am Darwing Duck!!!
                                    -Darkwing Duck
                                    18311
                                      Darkwing Duck:
                                      I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that aren't included.I am Darwing Duck!!!
                                      -Darkwing Duck
                                      18310
                                        Darkwing Duck:
                                        I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call! I am Darwing Duck!
                                        -Darkwing Duck
                                        18309
                                          Darkwing & Gosling:
                                          Darkwing: How STUPID could I be?!
                                          Gosling: Does he really want us to answer that?
                                          -Darkwing & Gosling
                                          18308
                                            Darkwing Duck:
                                            Suck Gas Evildoers!!!
                                            -Darkwing Duck